KevinKoho

[KevinKoho @KevinKoho]

♫ I kissed a goy and I liked it
On his uncircumcised dick
I kissed a goy just to try it
I hope my rabbi don't mind it ♫

[KevinKoho @KevinKoho]

My new phone arrived. Bye for now twitter.

[KevinKoho @KevinKoho]

My phone case and screen protector arrived before my new phone did. It's much, much smaller than anticipated.

[jill wohlner @JillWohlner]

I get asked for resume advice all the time. Hear my thoughts on getting a resume past the initial review stage https://t.co/FQfqFgtQAS

[KevinKoho @KevinKoho]

A twitter break is part of my new less screen time plan that starts tomorrow, so I'm trying to soak up as much nonsense as possible before then

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Odin. His bed has been stolen. Not sure how you could sit back and allow such a travesty to unfold without intervening. 14/10

[KevinKoho @KevinKoho]

@annielamia It's still a smart phone (I'd literally die in a field without GPS) but it's a very small screen/no frills so hopefully it will trick me into limiting my app/screen time

[KevinKoho @KevinKoho]

My new phone arrives tomorrow and the plan is for it to limit the time I spend mindlessly staring at my phone. If successful, I'm gonna have way more time to mindlessly stare at my TV.

[ACLU @ACLU]

MUST WATCH: Brandon Boulware, the father of a transgender daughter, testifies during a hearing asking Missouri lawmakers to stop discriminating against trans youth.

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

“art thief” is one of maybe three cool jobs in the world and they are ruining it

[KevinKoho @KevinKoho]

@kdigiacobbe310 @badmfriders Good call. He does seem to have a lot "real estate emergencies" come up. A new assistant could help him with those and maybe he can finally see his kid this year.

[KevinKoho @KevinKoho]

Is there a job that will pay me at least 15ish an hour and does not involve speaking to and/or looking at another person ever?

[Miss Moneypenny @MoneypennyNaked]

Direct deposit: $1,400

Me: *wipes my tears away with real Kleenex instead of a stray cat*

[Christopher Moore @TheAuthorGuy]

Writing a scene where I use the phrase "ant fart" and spellcheck keeps trying to change it to "ant FARM" and all I can say is cancel culture is totally out of hand.

[KevinKoho @KevinKoho]

So sugar is basically my new beer and I think it might be unhealthier

[KevinKoho @KevinKoho]

I'm sorry, media fact checkers, but "give the vaccines to states and let them figure it out" does not count as a national plan. This is no time for semantics.

[KevinKoho @KevinKoho]

My new theory is that true crime/law and order style shows are propaganda to feed us lies about the efficacy of the police force, but Unsolved Mysteries reruns reveal the truth. Cops are dumb, crime is easy, life is chaos, do whatever you want.

[Christopher Moore @TheAuthorGuy]

Sometimes Twitter is just plain helpful.

[KevinKoho @KevinKoho]

@TrendyHashtag You can't afford not to

[Peter F. Jackson 🇨🇦 🇺🇦🪦 @pjackson_nl]

@RexChapman Rex, marijuana has been legal here in Canada for a couple of years and I have to tell you the kids are dropping like flies. Big forklifts have to scoop up all the dead bodies outside cannabis shops every day. It’s mass carnage. O the humanity.