Ndemenge

God above everything. God's masterpiece. The spark that makes your idea bright.

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

ChatGPT is the world’s most popular AI tool, recording 5.3 billion monthly web visits in June 2026.

The top 10 were:

ChatGPT — 5.3 billion
Gemini — 1.1 billion
Claude — 968 million
Canva — 760 million
Google Translate — 343 million
DeepSeek — 319 million
Grok — 190 million
JanitorAI — 173 million
Character AI — 166 million
Perplexity — 141 million

[Ndemenge @KevinLobz]

@jimNjue_ Who is us??!! Speak for yourself

[Yator Boss☚ @Bossyator]

We need to be serious kidogo as a country, what is happening. How did the lady pastor even convinced this man to undress?

[Ndemenge @KevinLobz]

@jimNjue_ Dude was impeached and can never hold public office for the next ten years, best he can do is be a decisive king maker

[Jomba @mwabilimwagodi2]

Freshia Wanja of Ol Kalou. Kenyans, Listen!

[Juma G 🇰🇪 @jumaf3]

In Ol Kalou, even the police in uniform were teargassed by other goon-police in hoods, but riding in high-end luxury cars... Khabusie! This country 🤣

[Juma G 🇰🇪 @jumaf3]

Kenya is the only country in the world where citizen will go down in history (Ol Kalou) for conducting a search on police officers... 😆😆. They forced all police officers to come down from their cars, and each one had to open their bags to confirm what they were carrying... Wueh! Khabusie!

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

As a man, after you cross 30, sit down and study the patterns in your family. Look at what distracted, delayed, or derailed the men before you. Look at what destroyed them. Your father, his brothers, your uncles, older cousins etc... is it booze, is it gambling, is it women, is it recklessly siring everywhere, is it poor financial decisions, did they struggle with deep anger issues, domestic terrorists, did they practice witchcraft and all that.

Sit down and study those patterns,, then make intentional decisions to break those cycles. Remember some of these things are normal vices. Look for a recurring or deep recognizable patterns that are plastered all over men in your family. What brought them down. Do you see a pattern? Now that!

As Joshua Selman always says “As a man, number one thing that will help you live to your potential is knowing what can bring you down”. And you may not run away from your family tree. Refuse to be a victim of repeated patterns. Because they are there.

Whether you know it or not. Whether you recognize them or you don’t. They exist. They didn’t have the knowledge and resources we now have. Honor your progeny. Break out of them. Be made of Gold.

[Dr. John Njenga Karugia PhD. @johnnjenga]

"We cannot and will not allow any cases of ebola to enter USA" but ebola should enter Kenya? ⚖️

[alpha man @alphaman_111]

THESE TRICKS CAN SAVE YOUR LIFE ONE DAY

1. Sudden panic attack – Touch something cold (water, phone, metal). Your brain switches from fear to safety mode.

2. Heart beating too fast – Cough 2–3 times forcefully. It resets your heart rhythm.

3. Can’t breathe properly – Put your hands on top of your head. Your lungs open up instantly.

4. Feeling dizzy – Focus on one spot and tense your legs. Blood rushes back to your brain.

5. Stuffy nose – Hold your breath and nod your head up & down slowly. Open blocked airways.

6. Sudden anxiety – Splash water on your face – it activates the calm reflex.

7. Can’t sleep – Exhale longer than you inhale (4–7 breathing). Your brain goes into sleep mode.

If you want to learn more life-saving tips, turn on notifications.

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

We have managed to uncover Traffic (Minor Offences) Rules and the charges motorists face following the rollout of the new NTSA Instant Fines system.

Save the thread below:

[CPA Wachira Joseph @WashiraX]

If you own land in ushago,

And that land is:
- Outside a municipality
- Outside a town or urban area
- Classified as agricultural land
- And below 50 acres

When you sell it,

- You pay zero Capital Gains Tax.

Regardless of the value.

So, when KRA calls to demand their share,

Explain to them those facts.

And you will walk away with your money intact.

[Harsh Hada @MasculineM7]

Sex won’t satisfy you.
Fame won’t satisfy you.
Drugs won’t satisfy you.
Money won’t satisfy you.
Alcohol won’t satisfy you.
Success won’t satisfy you.

Man to man: Life is empty without God. He is the only one who can satisfy your heart.

[Lawrence Kitema @lawrencekitema]

Please monitor your financial life strictly. It’s hard to find help when you’re down. This is not advice—it’s a warning.

[Joe Lampton @joelampton_]

If you had sex with a woman and you're not excited

If you wake up the next morning and want her to leave ASAP

If days pass by and you're OKAY with the idea that you might not see her again

It's your intuition telling you "She ain't enough for you bro, move on. She's shit".

Maybe on paper she has good qualities. Maybe she recites smart ideas. Maybe she has a low body count. Maybe she has money. Maybe she's from a good family.

All this DOES NOT MATTER if your INTUITION told you she's inadequate.

Normally, if a girl is actually the right fit for you, you want to see her again soon. You want to show her off, spend time, go out with her. You enjoy her presence, you don't have to force yourself to see her, or do it as a chore.

If you don't FEEL like this, you subconscious mind made the decision: Something is wrong with this person. And even though you cannot explain it right now, this is the reality.

Learn life.

[Ndemenge @KevinLobz]

@polo_kimanii And i also saw him fight for that uber driver the one who was assaulted by those women and his side mirror broken, He fought for him when no one else did. Why dont you see that

[MUHAMMAD ONYANGO @Moha001_Onyango]

Ukifungua kibanda ya mboga pale Ukunda 😂😂😂

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

There's always a bigger fish! 😂😂

[Ndemenge @KevinLobz]

@DanChepta Musinione ivi apa, me nishawaikuwa deputy president wa Kenya

[Just_Yemi @YemiFirstson]

Bro doesn’t know he’s been chased by Rambo 😂💔