Kevin

[Kevin @KevinMacPherson]

The best part of Surviver is during the Finale episode where Jeff Probst takes the last votes on jetski from some random island all the way to NYC on one tank of gas

[Kevin @KevinMacPherson]

Got this stuff locked up. Heavy Duty for those heavy doodies

[Kevin @KevinMacPherson]

You know you’re getting old when you follow a bunch of deck building accounts on Instagram and you live in an apartment. Already have people lined up for the job

[Kevin @KevinMacPherson]

@ReidWeber7

[Kevin @KevinMacPherson]

@ReidWeber7

[Kevin @KevinMacPherson]

My favorite yoga pose. I can stay in this pose for around 8 hours easy

[Kevin @KevinMacPherson]

Masks should be required in public bathrooms for 2 reasons:

#1 to prevent the spread of COVID
#2 for #2’s

[Kevin @KevinMacPherson]

2020 mood

[Kevin @KevinMacPherson]

Looks like I have 2 parties to host this year

[Kevin @KevinMacPherson]

A person who knows a lot about cheese can also be known as a Cheese Whiz

[Kevin @KevinMacPherson]

@mikericetweets @jiffylube #ad

[Kevin @KevinMacPherson]

There’s a big difference in someone saying you look “dope” and someone calling you “a dope”

[Kevin @KevinMacPherson]

Me at the apple store:
You guys got any iPhones with a low res front facing camera? I don’t need to see myself in high res thanks.

[Daniel Probst @[email protected] @skepteis]

A time lapse of the night sky with a twist. The milky way is fixed, while the earth rotates.

[Kevin @KevinMacPherson]

You ever accidentally unpackage food wrong and then have to eat the whole package so it doesn’t go bad. Like I wasn’t planning on eating a whole sleeve of fig newtons but I guess I have to now

[Kevin @KevinMacPherson]

@EricMacPherson Need it

[Kevin @KevinMacPherson]

There should be an app that shows all of NYC scaffolding on a map for those people without umbrellas. Stay dry out there

[Kevin @KevinMacPherson]

Nobody:
Everybody: how bout this weather?

[Kevin @KevinMacPherson]

@FDSportsbook @FanDuel Shanghai Sharks

[Kevin @KevinMacPherson]

Got complemented on my scent. What they didn’t know was that it was Febreeze I sprayed on myself cause I forgot cologne. Guess it really does block odor