Kevin

2x NYC catholic college alum • 11x nothing ever happens champ • zero time natty winner • my own or viral ones • def not investment advice • i like Bonds HR meme

[Real App @realapp]

Bro put up a triple-double 😭

[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

GOT THE GROUP! ✅

[Grace Cathedral Park @gracecthdralprk]

I didn’t used to think advertising worked on me, but the World Cup has made me want to buy some crude oil from Saudi Aramco

[Harry Payne @HeadOfTVDept]

Did you know that China is over 3,000 years old? and Egypt is over 5,000 years old? and America? the United States of America is not even 250 years old yet and we're still at the motherfucking top, bitch. What in the fuck are you other countries doing? We're like 8 generations in and we're fucking running this shit, bitch. We're the fucking superstars of the world. Suck our fucking cocks, fucker.

[Sammy 'Ace' Rothstein @shortbus_ace]

we simply don’t talk about how elite an addition Juneteenth was to the summer schedule enough

[Jay Cuda @JayCuda]

my white sox trade deadline wish list

[Faux Pelini @FauxPelini]

Iran-New Zealand was a tie
does this mean NZ has to give them 300 billion dollars

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

Americans realizing they spend $80B to bomb Iran only to pay Iran $300B more to undo the damage

[Lord Immy Kant @KantInEastt]

Americans after paying $300 billion to Iran to reopen the Strait of Hormuz which was never closed

[Sumeet 🇺🇸 @flameosumeet]

Pulisic when he saw Marco Rubio in the crowd

[Lime and Mets @LimeMets]

Bo Bichette when he finds out he gets to wear a Spider-Man mask if he hits a home run

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

The best discovery of our road trip has been a musician called Ella Langley. We had never heard of her before, but after hearing her on pretty much every country radio station, we’ve become big fans. She’s basically the soundtrack of our trip.

[Moses 💣 🧨 ★ ☭ @cookoutsessions]

Trump when Mitchell Robinson is about to shoot a free throw

[Swish 🍒 Tennis @Zwxsh]

Jannik Sinner sitting at home thinking that if he didn't have to play on that one stupidly hot day, he'd have a free career grand slam.

[Eric @PointGods]

If Ben Shelton is top 5 in the world, I’m training my kids up because this sport must be easy as hell to make millions in

[Scott Barclay @BarclayCard18]

With Alcaraz injured, Sinner melted in the heat and Djokovic being 345 years old, the stage is set for a generational bottle job of an opportunity for Zverev.

[Jake Starck @starckie24]

Coming to DVD and Blue Ray soon

[LUKA @aso9nglobob]

Living with your parents at 23 is an infinite money glitch which is great until youre trying to have sex

[words and numbers enjoyer @word_and_number]

*IRAN DEAL WILL INCLUDE THE NEW YORK METS WINNING THE PENNANT THIS YEAR: ESPN