Lil Scooter

#b7s4 if you ain't eatin ass someone else is. #savethemanuals

[Lil Scooter @KevinPaloc]

Life is soup and i’m a fork

[Lil Scooter @KevinPaloc]

@aldoalonso50 “I don’t even go out” he says

[Lukas Battle @lukasbattle]

NYC kids invite ppl to parties like "Hey wanna come over to my pantry sized apartment tonight? We're throwing a party for my friend, she just got an adderall prescription so we're celebrating.The theme is pink wigs so bring ur Juul & disposable camera, show up no earlier than 2am

[josh denson @notjoshdenson]

tony hawk you have 24 hours to respond

[Lil Scooter @KevinPaloc]

Facts bro

[xander @whosalex]

if G Eazy was a shoe this would be him

[Lil Scooter @KevinPaloc]

Zootopia is still the #1 movie ever made. Change my mind

[Jo C @JoJo_Candelaria]

Russ lowkey is fire

[Lil Scooter @KevinPaloc]

Yo Shower by Becky G really slaps tho

[rocky @RockyTheRaccon]

got the fucking job!!! i start Monday im so stoked!!

[rocky @RockyTheRaccon]

got an interview today Hope they like my tie my dad picked out for me

[rocky @RockyTheRaccon]

going on a date today im really nervous I hope she likes my new shirt

[Lil Scooter @KevinPaloc]

Shoutout to Ms.Perez for making us write those letters to ourselves senior year. Just got mine and that was def a good laugh

[Imagine Dragons Hate Account. @_21Average_]

What boys want:

-big boobs
-big butt
-blonde hair

What MEN want:

-black dress
-tights underneath
-breath of a last cigarette on my teeth

[Saddington 3 (in theaters) @2Saddington]

Saturdays are for the kois

[Chase @chaselyons]

sorority girls will put “here for a good time, not a long time” in their Instagram bio just to drink in the exact same frat basement for 4 years in a row