Kevin Pistachio

Unshelled content. S+5

[Kevin Pistachio @KevinPistachio]

Tyrese Halliburton is the biggest fag in the NBA. I hope he gets the bird flu

[Kevin Pistachio @KevinPistachio]

@RepSlotkin gave me sloppy. Tim Peanuts could never hit

[Kevin Pistachio @KevinPistachio]

Jew

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Here is video of that initial first-down play, reviewed by ESPN, showing that Lions defensive end Aidan Hutchinson -- not Cowboys TE Hendershot -- should have been the one flagged for attempting to trip Tony Pollard. Instead, Dallas penalized.

[Kevin Pistachio @KevinPistachio]

I feel like Kirk Hinrich was black

[Kevin Pistachio @KevinPistachio]

Fuck Adam Silver, Fuck that lib Poppovich, Damian Lillard is a cry baby bitch, Lamelo sucks, and the Rockets don’t deserve shit

[Kevin Pistachio @KevinPistachio]

@NBA fuck you and your liberal cuck commissioner. Would rather watch baseball in July than your piece of shit product. Get fucked

[kyle @knicks_tape99]

Pending an age check

[Kevin Pistachio @KevinPistachio]

This might be worse. Just screamed it

[Kevin Pistachio @KevinPistachio]

Definitely gonna say it if the Lions draft a CB at 6. Might scream it

[Kevin Pistachio @KevinPistachio]

Definitely gonna say it if the Lions draft a CB at 6. Might scream it

[Kevin Pistachio @KevinPistachio]

Free Jamo @bigsgjamo

[Kevin Pistachio @KevinPistachio]

@CarlMcJenkins @pepsi @fordfield @DietCoke @CokeZero @CocaCola You should educate yourself
https://t.co/HimA9uRGFY

[Kevin Pistachio @KevinPistachio]

@BarrySachzEsq @TonyFromCollege Confirmed goated. Will definitely have my vote!

[Kevin Pistachio @KevinPistachio]

@BarrySachzEsq @lionzburner @BSSportsbook Josh Childress

[Kevin Pistachio @KevinPistachio]

@Castellani2014 hey Chris, it’s Kevin Pistachio here and I have a quick question for you. Would you be willing to have sex with my friend Jeff Baseball’s wife? He would ask you himself but he’s no longer allowed to have a twitter because of the Libs #ThanksObama

[Kevin Pistachio @KevinPistachio]

Bunch of losers. Get a job

[Tess Owen @misstessowen]

Trump supporters and anti-Trump protesters are separated by metal barriers and heckling each other

[Kevin Pistachio @KevinPistachio]

Would do anything to get this man off of my team

[Dave Birkett @davebirkett]

Will Harris is expected to return to the Lions on a one-year deal. Harris played his best football after moving to CB, should be in the mix for slot CB duties in 2023.

[Kevin Pistachio @KevinPistachio]

Hahahahahahahah what a loser

[Dr Sho Jacobs 🇨🇦 @shoshanahjacobs]

Almost 3 years COVID-negative.

Here’s what’s in my travel kit:

- @flo_mask
- Enovid spray (before and after each flight)
- small hepa filter
- distancing
- vaxxed to the max
- privilege

#BringBackMasks

[Kevin Pistachio @KevinPistachio]

In the past week, 2 people have gotten tickets for parking over the sidewalk at our house. Some dickhead posted about it on a neighbor app complaining and saying he’s the one who called the cops. My new goal is to make Vince Vegas’s life a living hell