Congratulations to Kevin for securing a job because Kevin used to teach pigeons and do magic tricks with baked beans between his toes but now he has gone up in the world and he serves tea as a tea maid he serves cuntea which makes him sassy and basically Kevin is living lavishly.
This one is for all the parents who are stressing this morning ☀️ early in the school year about their kid … bad grades in school don’t map to happiness in real life … your goal as a parent is to help your child be fulfilled and joyful and successful in happiness, not every bad student is gonna have entrepreneurial talents and amazing work ethic and have huge finacial success but many kids that don’t do well in school can live happy and wonderful lives, just like plenty of “straight A” students will have tough ones and will lack the self awareness to enjoy their 100 years on earth 🌎 … too many folks get caught up in grades and don’t go a layer deeper to understand who their kids are and what makes them tick and how to instill real self esteem in them while balancing the ability to not create entitlement … that’s the “grades” to focus on ❣️❣️❣️ this September 💛
@itstylersays You should see how long of a spaghetti you can suck up and then see if you can do it for ages and if you can you should try and do the Guinness world record for longest attempted spaghetti suck and I think this will give you more purpose in life. Love from your friend Kevin x