Kevin Rejent

Attorney. Dad. Husband. Mediocre tee-ball coach. Prosciutto expert.

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@Bolognafc1909

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Grrr. Switzerland was by far the better team tonight. But England’s charmed existence pulled them through. #ENGSUI

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The only reason I would ever take a DNA test would be to prove we are a branch of the Grimaldi dynasty and are entitled to live in Monaco’s Palace.

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I love when we have good news to share!

[Ann Wagner @RepAnnWagner]

I met with St. Louis-based Energizer to get an update on the plans to move their headquarters within the St. Louis area, as well as innovations in safety technology they are pioneering.

[Bologna FC 1909 @BolognaFC1909en]

FT. INCREDIBLE. COMEBACK COMPLETE! ✅

#LazioBologna #WeAreOne

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@azpeacemakers Incredible album! I can’t pick a favorite between Leaky Little Boat, Switchblade, and Counterclockwise.

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@JohnFischesser Don’t worry about it. It’s legal there.

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This team is so much fun to watch.

[Bologna FC 1909 @Bolognafc1909]

⏱ | TRIPLICE FISCHIO AL DALL'ARA!

🙌 VINCIAMO NOI 🙌

𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐙𝐀 𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄 𝐁𝐎𝐋𝐎𝐆𝐍𝐀 ❤️💙

#BolognaRoma #ForzaBFC #WeAreOne

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@BDenny29

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What I think every time they cut to Caleb Williams. #ASU #ForkEm #USCvsASU #TakeThemDown

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“We’re ready to go. We’re just waiting on a pilot to be available.” I’m not an airline insider, but a pilot seems to be a pretty key element of being “ready to go,” @united.

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So people the government threw in jail but let out of jail if they would fight for the government have taken the weapons the government gave them and turned on the government? Weird. #Russia

[Peter Leonard @Peter__Leonard]

Situation in Russia has brought wags out in force:

2021: Russian army second most powerful in the world
2022: Russian army second most powerful in Ukraine
2023: Russian army second most powerful in Russia

[Aric Toler @AricToler]

Hard to understate how insane this is. Rostov has over a million people, Russia's 11th most populated city and a military hub. It's like disgruntled Blackwater vets seizing San Diego against little to no resistance.

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@dipnotz I need to make you a proper Negroni so you can get over your irrational hatred of Campari. Maybe an in-home happy hour w/ @cmhinderliter?

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Some nights, no matter what has happened or what is yet to come, a perfect Negroni helps you remember that the world is alright.

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He and Jack Buck were the voices I fell asleep to as a kid and listened to as I drove my own kids from place to place. Rest in peace, Mr. Shannon. You will be missed, but fondly remembered by millions.

[St. Louis Cardinals @Cardinals]

He was our voice, our friend, and an icon for generations.

We are heartbroken to learn of the passing of Cardinals legend and St. Louis native son Mike Shannon.

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We usually watch Final Four games to see heavyweights and future lottery picks slug it out, but the SDSU-FAU is an enjoyable matchup of well-coach, fundamentally excellent teams. Don’t care who wins, but I’m enjoying it. #Final4

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Beginning a question with “I’m cognizant of the time” is the most not-so-passive aggressive way to tell a presenter to move the heck on.

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@dog_rates Mojito’s 2024 platform will focus on mandating belly rubs and boops.