𝙺𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚗 𝚂𝚌𝚘𝚝𝚝

This account is no longer active, nor passively engaged with this platform. it remains as an archive of absolutely dynamite patter.

[𝙺𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚗 𝚂𝚌𝚘𝚝𝚝 @KevinScottHT]

I feel I've not harassed people into buying my book lately, so, if you want my kids to be fed this weekend, why not snap up what one reviewer called: "A fantastic debut [with] gutter-dredging sweary silencers". https://t.co/tiFTcVEeeE

[𝙺𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚗 𝚂𝚌𝚘𝚝𝚝 @KevinScottHT]

@ScottWWright Was chatting to a mate about the big acts paying a tour levy to support small venues. I paid £130 in fees for 2x Taylor Swift tickets. Why can £10 of that not go to venues in the city of the gig? Would be a game changers.

[𝙺𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚗 𝚂𝚌𝚘𝚝𝚝 @KevinScottHT]

@Kenny__Stewart That might just be your all time second best tweet, Kenny.

[𝙺𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚗 𝚂𝚌𝚘𝚝𝚝 @KevinScottHT]

@LadyCatHT @kacnutt @andrewlearmonth Great news! Congrats Cat. And congrats pol team!

[𝙺𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚗 𝚂𝚌𝚘𝚝𝚝 @KevinScottHT]

@jamiesmart @DFB_storyhouse Congratulations. The difference your books (esp B vs M) have made to my kid’s love for reading is huge. And he’s lucky enough to have two signed copies!

[𝙺𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚗 𝚂𝚌𝚘𝚝𝚝 @KevinScottHT]

@Joannechocolat This is why I can never delete this app.

[𝙺𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚗 𝚂𝚌𝚘𝚝𝚝 @KevinScottHT]

@NickRodger1 At this time of year I always spare a thought for people new to the UK and having it whispered to them with great subtlety that actually, it’s pronounced “cream” egg.

[𝙺𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚗 𝚂𝚌𝚘𝚝𝚝 @KevinScottHT]

@StephenCVGraham I blame Paw Patrol

[𝙺𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚗 𝚂𝚌𝚘𝚝𝚝 @KevinScottHT]

@ColinBEdgar You know, every now and then I think about just deleting my account, and then along comes the counter argument.

[𝙺𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚗 𝚂𝚌𝚘𝚝𝚝 @KevinScottHT]

@ellieraven Lightweight

[𝙺𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚗 𝚂𝚌𝚘𝚝𝚝 @KevinScottHT]

@RoryOlcayto @heraldscotland Good to hear you shouting about what we *could* have in Glasgow. Having spent big chunks of this year in Sydney (granted a much bigger city), it’s staggering to live in a city that functions efficiently and looks good while doing it.

[𝙺𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚗 𝚂𝚌𝚘𝚝𝚝 @KevinScottHT]

@ellieraven Perfect

[𝙺𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚗 𝚂𝚌𝚘𝚝𝚝 @KevinScottHT]

Twitter was good, wasn't it, back in the day.

[PwC UK @PwC_UK]

We’re focused on building an inclusive culture where everyone, regardless of their background, can thrive. Our commitment to transparent reporting, such as in our Annual Report, helps us to be accountable. Find out more about our Inclusion plan #PwC2023AR https://t.co/Lg0ku1qKeV

[𝙺𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚗 𝚂𝚌𝚘𝚝𝚝 @KevinScottHT]

I may be working on the other side of t'world at the moment, but it's brilliant to see the @PwC_UK Annual Report land - as ever it's about way more than numbers, and a fantastic story of a year in the lives of our people and client projects. Dive on in...

[PwC UK @PwC_UK]

The past year proved the strength of our business model. Despite challenging economic and societal circumstances, we held our nerve: focusing on our clients, investing in our people and supporting the communities we serve. Read our Annual Report https://t.co/GnDn7V7Kg0 #PwC2023AR

[𝙺𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚗 𝚂𝚌𝚘𝚝𝚝 @KevinScottHT]

@MCQPR Could be worse Nic…

[𝙺𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚗 𝚂𝚌𝚘𝚝𝚝 @KevinScottHT]

@kathy__odonnell I suspect that’s entirely the point

[𝙺𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚗 𝚂𝚌𝚘𝚝𝚝 @KevinScottHT]

@JosephDanger @FRabbits At the Arches c.2005/06 , where Twilight Sad as support had just blown the roof off the place, FR came out and Scott greeted the crowd with thanking TS and something along the lines of “I was nervous before but I’m absolutely shiteing it now”. He had nothing to worry about.

[𝙺𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚗 𝚂𝚌𝚘𝚝𝚝 @KevinScottHT]

Great to see Taylor Swift in the crowd at @delgados_the last night at @SummernightsKGB

[𝙺𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚗 𝚂𝚌𝚘𝚝𝚝 @KevinScottHT]

@WilsonC75HT Great work. That looks excellent.

[𝙺𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚗 𝚂𝚌𝚘𝚝𝚝 @KevinScottHT]

@kathy__odonnell SO annoying. I want away from this binfire app

[𝙺𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚗 𝚂𝚌𝚘𝚝𝚝 @KevinScottHT]

Threads not going well on the technical side for me. Has @elonmusk been playing about with it?