Kevin L. Sterk

Attorney - Ancel Glink, P.C.

[Josh Burwick @1JoshBurwick]

@CalltoActivism Only president defeated by algae 😂🤣

[Kevin L. Sterk @KevinSterk]

@NickMoCrypto @Harriwxu3 You could unknowingly dive into a sandbar and break your neck. It happened to my wife’s cousin 8 years ago in Charlevoix, Michigan.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

And it only cost $14 Million of your tax dollars.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

Stateside, a gas station. I drank a frozen blue beverage too quickly, and was struck down by a punishment this entire nation knows, and accepts, and has named.

The drink is called a slush. Ice, sweetness, and a blue that does not occur in nature. The day was hot. I was thirsty. I drank like a soldier at a river.

The pain arrived in my skull like a war horn.

Behind the eyes. Above everything. Total. I gripped the roof of my car. I may have made a sound.

"Brain freeze," said the cashier through the door, with no urgency whatsoever.

It has a NAME. The affliction is so common it has a household name, like a cousin.

"Tongue on the roof of your mouth," called a man at the pumps. He did not look over. He prescribed the remedy mid-pump, casually, the way one mentions weather.

I pressed my tongue to the roof of my mouth. The war horn faded. The healer nodded at his pump, finished, and was gone in a Chevrolet.

In my land, punishment follows crime by way of courts and seasons. Here, the sentence is instant. Drink with greed, and the ice strikes the mind directly. No trial. No appeal. Perfectly fair.

And here is what moves me. EVERYONE has felt it. The cashier. The healer. Children. Elders. An entire nation united by the same small lightning, all taught the same cure, all passing it on to strangers at gas stations, free of charge.

You cannot fully distrust a country once you know it shares one pain.

The freeze does not punish thirst. It punishes haste.

I finished the slush slowly, like a scholar. Blue tongue. Clear mind.

Then at the door I forgot everything, drank deeply, and was struck down again.

"Tongue, hon," said the cashier, without looking up.

Discipline is a journey.

[Congressman Robert Garcia @RepRobertGarcia]

If you think California is taking a while to count votes, wait until you hear how long the Trump Administration is taking to release the Epstein files…

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

The last time the Knicks had a lead in the NBA Finals was June 17th, 1994.

Yes, the same day as this:

[Kevin L. Sterk @KevinSterk]

@KeithMalinak Catcher tagged him in the armpit/jersey. Watch the replay beginning at 1:51.

[General Kirby Moore @Genmoorecougs]

Dear Hunter,

Word has reached the Palouse that you have issued a formal complaint over the unbearable burden of playing a football game at night followed by another game six days later. The entire nation surely pauses in sympathy for such hardship inside the warm and well-fed walls of the SEC.

Meanwhile, Washington State just last year waged war in three games crossing three time zones for kickoff scraps handed out by television executives, arriving home at sunrise only to do it all again the next week. We survived conference collapse, endless travel, and television networks carving up college football like railroad tycoons dividing territory — all without releasing public statements because bedtime came too late. And we too face a Sunday game followed by an early Saturday morning game, both on the road to open the season. We do not complain. We do not make excuses. We merely pray for those who dare stand in our way.

You speak passionately about player welfare, yet your conference has happily shoveled mountains of television money into its pockets while the rest of college football burned around it. It is a curious thing to suddenly discover morality once the unfavorable kickoff lands in your own backyard.

Out here in Pullman, we simply call that a road trip. We do not pick the time of battle. But we will wage hell no matter the time of day or lack of rest.

Still, we wish your troops strength and courage during these difficult evening hours in Utah. May the lanterns burn bright enough to guide them safely home.

Sincerely concerned,

— General Kirby Moore

[Northwestern Baseball @NUCatsBaseball]

ALL-BIG TEN 🏅

Jack Lausch earns Third Team All-Big Ten honors!

[kylei 🧶 @ruledbymercuryy]

found my mom’s grocery receipt from 2006, and I just fell to my knees omg…🧎🏾‍♀️

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Massie lost because he wanted the Epstein List released and pedophiles held accountable. Trump didn't want any of that, so he had to go.

[ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ @LePapillonBlu2]

Do not stop talking about Epstein.
Do not stop talking about Epstein.
Do not stop talking about Epstein.
Do not stop talking about Epstein.
Do not stop talking about Epstein.
Do not stop talking about Epstein.
Do not stop talking about Epstein.

[Ziggy_Sobotka @Ziggys_Duck]

Marlo walks, Templelton gets a Pulitzer, Valchek's the commissioner, Nerese is the mayor, Carcetti's the governor, Rawls heads the State Police & The Greek still runs everything. Perfect.

“Got to. This America, man.”

[Kedric Prince @KedPrince4]

**Breaking: Illinois Men’s Basketball Recruiting News**

Keaton Wagler, a four-star wing from Shawnee Mission, KS, has committed to Illinois. The 6-foot-6 wing is part of the class of 2025.

"Illinois told me they liked my size as a wing and the fact that I can play multiple positions. I definitely think my shooting and defense caught their attention," Wagler said.

More on Keaton at @Illini_Guys .

[aarøn. @ayroned]

Carlos Boozer waiting for his sons

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump: I used a mail in ballot. You know why? Because I'm President of the United States, I did a mail in ballot for Florida because I felt I should be here.

Reporter: But you were in Palm Beach

[Kevin L. Sterk @KevinSterk]

@DairyQueen Is today 3/19/26 a free cone day?! The Lombard IL DQ rules. Everybody on here complaining can go kick rocks. Buncha dorks.

[Jack (not a burner) @_jackmcpherson]

Across America today, one legendary gym teacher will wheel the TV into the cafeteria and let the boys lock into March Madness

Be that gym teacher in your everyday life

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

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