Kevin Tall

Writer. Cat herder. Sports, bad puns, good food, good whiskey, good times. Pragmatic idealist. Sardonic true-believer. (Insert unclever, ironic descriptor).

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Absolutely loving the product tie-ins we're seeing from #TheFalconAndTheWinterSoldier. This #JohnWalker edition is legit amazing. I'm so happy for Wyatt Russell, he does an amazing job on the show.

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Salt-crusted roast beef, garlic-rosemary potatoes and carrots browned in a garlic-herb compound butter and deglazed with Chardonnay. Pretty happy with the plating.

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Sure, there’s Elf on the Shelf for the Christmas Season, but for Hockey Season, the @TBLightning gave you Anthony Cirelli in a Deli on Bolts Beginnings. @acirelli22

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Time for Wes McCauley and the rest of the @NHL officials to pile into their little clown car and work a carnival or two before Game 5 in #TBLvsMTL. I respect the grind, things are tough all over.

Seriously that was a shitshow. #GoBolts.

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@GroovyBruce Like you once told me: “Because he is the fans, the fans are him.”

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@NHLPlayerSafety Pathetically low but unsurprising; DOPS has been hand-in-glove with Florida for several years at this point. Can we switch to a dartboard or actual wheel at this point? It’s embarrassing to try to get people into hockey and them seeing this lack of justice.

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@GroovyBruce Love you, dude. Kick cancer’s ass for us. Hail to the king, baby!

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If your feed makes you angry, you’re following the right accounts. If your feed makes you happy, you’re not.

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@RealMattLucas Are you sure it wasn’t @PrueLeith?

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@THESagerbomb I saw a red-tailed hawk when I toured then place I recently bought. I was hoping to see it again (and that it was in a mated pair). Hasn’t returned but I’ve seen an owl. This is just the ‘burbs though.

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Eight years ago, with the @TBLightning hosting the All-Star game, @86Kucherov purchased a luxury apartment inside Braden Holtby’s head, where he will live rent free forever. #GoBolts
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New ink, who dis? Courtesy of Sword & Stone Tattoo in Tampa.

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Hey @GregWolfTBL, @TBLightning, is there any way to get word to Wes McCauley (No.4) that his mic has been on all game? I mean, it’s hilarious, but also annoying.

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@ronmarz Giotto drew that Venn diagram freehand for the pope back in the day..

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@ninastarner A manlet with a weak chin, weaker beard game, zero self-awareness and no sense of irony. Shocking.

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@THESagerbomb That was probably a silly question.

I do, however, respectfully disagree that poutine isn’t a pretty meal, even with paper plates and plastic forks. Did this a couple of years ago for my whiskey club.

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@thejohnhouck @NoahKingJr I am thanking John as a proxy.

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@kevin_nealon Yes! And the sneaky little ones that hide behind the faucet or adhere to the caulking that seals the sink into the vanity!

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@ninastarner Dammit @ninastarner, how many times do I have to say this?

Sigh; *ahem*.

You’re good enough, you’re smart enough and, doggone it, people like you!

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@JustinDeeley3 @NHLPlayerSafety Both Tkachuk brothers should expect to get punched 24/7, considering how they play.