Kevin Dong

The march of time stops for no one.

[Kevin Dong @KevinTheDong]

@TheSeanBecker Sir parrots are real

[Kevin Dong @KevinTheDong]

@TheSeanBecker @erik_theviking_ I actually take my time packing my bags well

[Kevin Dong @KevinTheDong]

@TheSeanBecker @erik_theviking_ Your first problem is thinking that self checkout is stressful

[Chris Combs (iterative design enjoyer) @DrChrisCombs]

There are loser countries that use the metric system and then there are global super powers that do this https://t.co/fl364qL4E1

[Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard]

I want to make sure I’m understanding this right:

A person dressed like a pop tart was lowered into a fake toaster, which then produced an edible pop tart of the same size, which was then eaten by people, all to celebrate the victory of Kansas State over North Carolina State?

[Kevin Dong @KevinTheDong]

The most unhinged thing about metric users is that they unironically use centiliters (100 cL = 1 L) and deciliters (10 dL = 1 L).

[tweet davidson @andyreed]

my brother in tech these are called trains

[Kevin Dong @KevinTheDong]

🐸☕️ https://t.co/tmafF9jBrE

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

Every dead body on Mt. Everest was once a highly motivated person so maybe calm down.

[Kevin Dong @KevinTheDong]

Wordle is gonna be the Kony 2012 of 2022

[Aubrey Strobel @aubreystrobel]

if nyc shuts down again. i’m going off the grid. buying land. and being in nature

[Kevin Dong @KevinTheDong]

How do you do, fellow kids?

[Jessica Nutt @JessicaNutt96]

If someone serves me this I will call the police.

[Kevin Dong @KevinTheDong]

Also, I don't trust people in economy paying cash for an economy seat reservation that's exactly the same as the free economy seats, except a couple rows ahead.

[Kevin Dong @KevinTheDong]

Pain is a 6:25am flight.

[Kevin Dong @KevinTheDong]

Day 1
Building manager: if you decide you want to rent this apartment, be prepared to sign the paperwork today
Me: okay

Day 19
Me: so where's that paperwork? 🙄
Building manager: ...

[goobernetes @worace]

@jsrailton @hikikomorphism