Kevin Conaway

Awkwardly charming #singersongwriter from #Cleveland. Musician, daydreamer, joker, over-thinker, beer snob.

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About the only thing that might be worse than our rapid descent into fascism is OneDrive

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MAGA Christians right now: “Which cult do I choose?” 😰

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Trump could be the only person in the room and still not be the most well-read

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Leavitt: "You always want to be the most well-read person in the room, and I try to be every day. But Donald Trump always is."

[John Oliver @iamjohnoliver]

Hello again! Here's our piece from Sunday about Twitter. Bye! https://t.co/KqA7EUY18B

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@tacobell what’s up with your Ithaca, NY location?? Literally been in line at the drive thru for OVER AN HOUR and am still waiting!

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Trump: Promises heinous things

Trump voters: YeEaAaAh!

Trump: Does said heinous things in Trump voters’ neighborhoods

Trump voters: ThIs IsN’t WhAt I vOtEd FoR!

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Still waiting on a post from our Pedophile-In-Chief about how he now believes in global warming because it’s warm outside

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Is there a bigger lie than “Update and Shut Down”?

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3rd rebooking in 2 days! American Airlines is out here making Frontier look competent!

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To all companies that have customer service departments: If I’m actually going through the effort to call your company, my issue is more complicated than your automated bot can handle. I need to talk to a human. Don’t waste my time with your fucking bot!

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I’ve never understood the desire to whistle in public

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Now it’s back to the email factory to go make the emails…

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My personal hell:
Responding to questions on IT tickets that were already addressed in the ticket itself

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When it happens… there’s going to be a global celebration

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Apparently celebrating murder is okay now. I’ve got lots of thoughts about Charlie Kirk that I’d be happy to share if I wasn’t still nervous these hypocritical fascist anti-First Amendment shitbags wouldn’t go after me for saying

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Like… I don’t know what to do… but I know I’m not done…

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I just said, out loud, to the bug flying around in front of my windshield: “this car will be your coffin.” Easily the most badass/psychopathic/emo-lyricy thing I’ve ever said

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Bye Yankees!

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The cat’s out here giving an Oscar-worthy performance of “You Didn’t Feed Me Yet.”

But in fact, I did. I did feed her.

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I love it when Toyota makes me do two-factor identification. Who tf do you think is logging in to pay my car payment?