Trump: Promises heinous things
Trump voters: YeEaAaAh!
Trump: Does said heinous things in Trump votersβ neighborhoods
Trump voters: ThIs IsNβt WhAt I vOtEd FoR!
To all companies that have customer service departments: If Iβm actually going through the effort to call your company, my issue is more complicated than your automated bot can handle. I need to talk to a human. Donβt waste my time with your fucking bot!
Apparently celebrating murder is okay now. Iβve got lots of thoughts about Charlie Kirk that Iβd be happy to share if I wasnβt still nervous these hypocritical fascist anti-First Amendment shitbags wouldnβt go after me for saying
I just said, out loud, to the bug flying around in front of my windshield: βthis car will be your coffin.β Easily the most badass/psychopathic/emo-lyricy thing Iβve ever said