kevin jones

random musings from an ineloquent fool. Go Celtics. Vegan. Bi. 200hr RYT. D&D DM.

[kevin jones @Kevin_Jones_17]

@zach_idiot Only thing that beats it is when a player presents their backstory and it dovetails perfectly with some of the world you’ve built out

[kevin jones @Kevin_Jones_17]

Introduced a friend to Malazan and he just said “I love Whiskeyjack” and it hurt my heart to know what path I’ve set him on

[kevin jones @Kevin_Jones_17]

Can’t imagine being so stupid with a yellow already. Deserved that for the blatant dive/simulation.

[kevin jones @Kevin_Jones_17]

One of John Mayer’s best tunes

[Van Lathan Jr @VanLathan]

I don’t think I’m gonna to LA anymore

[kevin jones @Kevin_Jones_17]

Plays for Madrid, so fuck him.

Otherwise he seems genuinely great and is a fantastic player.

[𝗙𝗜𝗔𝗚𝗢 🇩🇪 @fiago7]

Mbappé hate is so forced. Generational player and great person.

[𝗙𝗜𝗔𝗚𝗢 🇩🇪 @fiago7]

Mbappé hate is so forced. Generational player and great person.

[kevin jones @Kevin_Jones_17]

Shit like this is why the US will always be at least a tier below the rest of the world.

[Alexi Lalas @AlexiLalas]

Youth soccer (youth sports) is a competitive market with businesses selling a product that obviously customers are willing to pay for. I’d love if soccer was free to all. But who is going to pay for all this free soccer?

[kevin jones @Kevin_Jones_17]

@zach_idiot Very true there has been an upswing, just conditioned to expect absolute mediocrity

[kevin jones @Kevin_Jones_17]

@zach_idiot The thought process that led me to select Crystal Palace. Been almost exclusively agony ever since!

[kevin jones @Kevin_Jones_17]

Uh oh, England. Everything he touches turns to shit

[Clash Report @clashreport]

Trump on Harry Kane:

Harry Kane is a great player. I played golf with him, and I like him a lot.

[Oluwajomiloju @JomiAdeniran]

Imagine if you were trying to hatewatch Argentina today, this must feel like 15 9/11s

[kevin jones @Kevin_Jones_17]

Egypt’s goalie has been out of his mind today.

It’ll suck to lose Messi so soon after the US vomited all over themselves, but this is such a cool win for Egypt.

[kevin jones @Kevin_Jones_17]

@metallidan I’ll accept the responsibility here!

[kevin jones @Kevin_Jones_17]

Egypt’s goalie has been out of his mind today.

It’ll suck to lose Messi so soon after the US vomited all over themselves, but this is such a cool win for Egypt.

[Crystal Palace F.C. @CPFC]

Good luck to Chris Richards and @USMNT, who are back in action tonight 🙌🇺🇸

[kevin jones @Kevin_Jones_17]

a classy response to someone who absolutely doesnt deserve it.

[Kylian Mbappé @KMbappe]

Madame Celeste Amarilla,
Vous êtes une femme méprisable et indigne de sa fonction.
Vous ne représentez pas le Paraguay, ce pays qui a transpiré la passion et l’honneur tout au long de la compétition. Par votre inconscience et votre racisme décomplexé, le monde entier a déjà oublié le parcours et l’effort historique que vos joueurs ont réalisés durant cette coupe du monde pour laisser place à une dame incompétente donnant la pire image possible de son pays.
Je ne laisserai jamais aux gens comme elle, la liberté de laisser propager leur haine et leur racisme à travers le monde.

[Sanny Rudravajhala @Sanny_Rudra]

Jordan Henderson after being an unused sub for Mexico 2-3 England:

[kevin jones @Kevin_Jones_17]

@VanLathan this is like getting into college football in 2017 and picking Alabama. but ultimately more soccer fans is good

[Nate Scott @aNateScott]

gotta say, balogun being an absolute gentleman to the refs and such a class act really opened the door for whatever white-collar crime that took place after.

if ocean’s eleven taught me anything it is that if you’re chill and handsome, crime is totally cool.

[kevin jones @Kevin_Jones_17]

FIFA is so fuckin corrupt it’s insane lmao