Kevin Root | Denver

I have a wife and four sons, and I like them a lot. Residential real estate broker and investor. I love connecting people.

[Kevin Root | Denver @Kevin_Root]

2023 vs 2024 WNBA attendance trackers.

Seeing who Caitlin Clark has played so far this season and who she hasn’t, it looks like she’s worth a solid 10,000 extra ticket sales per game.

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@Fire5280 The worst.

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@heIpfullandlord It was called having roommates.

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“People do business with people they know, like, and trust.”

and

“Sorry, we want to keep business and personal separate.”

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@augustagarei 2 people at a open house is a win.

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@stephenaltrogge @Eric_Conn @JoelWebbon Sour Patch Kids is also a great nickname for angry Theo-Bros

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@stephenaltrogge @Eric_Conn @JoelWebbon Are you arguing that “thorn in the flesh” could be better translated into English as “needle in my fun-sized Halloween candy bar?”

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@FinPhilosopher ✋

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@Investmentkage Where is this one? Pokémon cards?

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@gmovestr Ouch. I deserved that.

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My 8-year-old already cooked right through his new back-to-school shoes.

Got the same brand last year and they lasted through the following summer.

Not sure why this pair was 🗑️

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@DismalDystopia Beautiful. I’ll pick some up.

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@FinPhilosopher Smh.

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@augustagarei Do you use QR codes or just phone numbers?

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@mattressguy_ “Sorry, I only trade mattresses for cash.”

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@_FlipMan You win.

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@_FlipMan A bath boat.

A cleaning canoe.

What else?

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@JonnyIROC @dominos Sir, I’m talking about cutting a pizza into 8 fairly even slices.

My 8 year old can do that.

And they are making near $20/hr.

[Kevin Root | Denver @Kevin_Root]

Another Friday night @dominos disaster.

This is how they sliced a standard 50/50 pizza.

Some pieces 5 inches of crust. One piece two inches. Another piece … a one inch sliver?

How can they consistently be this bad????

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@JulieChangRE It can be normal AND tragic.

Like having mountains of credit card debt.

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@DLineCo Trade CB for Wemby straight up?