Kevin Thomas, Jr.

[Kevin Thomas, Jr. @Kevin_Thomas_Jr]

"I've got a tight 15"- open mic comic talking about this week's drinking budget

[Kevin Thomas, Jr. @Kevin_Thomas_Jr]

@itsMach that was mad historical

[Kevin Thomas, Jr. @Kevin_Thomas_Jr]

"Beyonce makes me feel some type of way"-#AdelesBlackFriends

[Kevin Thomas, Jr. @Kevin_Thomas_Jr]

Hating Trump feels like a full time job, so I guess he did get me a job. #MakeAmericaGreatAgain

[Kevin Thomas, Jr. @Kevin_Thomas_Jr]

I can't fight, so there's no hope for my kids. Maybe they'll be natural killers-- then I can Dexter them down to something more manageable.

[Kevin Thomas, Jr. @Kevin_Thomas_Jr]

"Man, this country sucks"-people who hate Trump, and also Trump #InaugurationDay

[Kevin Thomas, Jr. @Kevin_Thomas_Jr]

No, no. The eerie singing/angry look on Trump's face split screen is soothing.

[Kevin Thomas, Jr. @Kevin_Thomas_Jr]

From thy Holy iPadth I readith thy word. Amen.

[Kevin Thomas, Jr. @Kevin_Thomas_Jr]

Roy Blunt a cool rap name. #InaugurationDay

[Kevin Thomas, Jr. @Kevin_Thomas_Jr]

"I went from a size 18 to a butterface in just 10 weeks!"-this lady on this infomercial I'm watching

[Kevin Thomas, Jr. @Kevin_Thomas_Jr]

@zachdietsch-- It's difficult to be your friend.

[Kevin Thomas, Jr. @Kevin_Thomas_Jr]

An even stranger thing would be me liking something everyone else likes.

[Kevin Thomas, Jr. @Kevin_Thomas_Jr]

Oh, yeah, I'm on Twitter. #ThursdayThoughts

[Kevin Thomas, Jr. @Kevin_Thomas_Jr]

How do I gracefully transition into using Twitter more for my musings? Should I start by not announcing it?

[Kevin Thomas, Jr. @Kevin_Thomas_Jr]

Shout out to that kid who asked me if I ever heard that Biggie song called, "It Was All a Dream." Of course, I said, "No."

[Kevin Thomas, Jr. @Kevin_Thomas_Jr]

Tweeting for twelve followers is what Jesus would have done.

[Kevin Thomas, Jr. @Kevin_Thomas_Jr]

I have an opinion about the last sketch on #SNL

[Kevin Thomas, Jr. @Kevin_Thomas_Jr]

I'm going to pad my number of Tweets like restaurants pad their menus (vegetarian).

[Kevin Thomas, Jr. @Kevin_Thomas_Jr]

I'm going to pad my number of Tweets like restaurants pad their menus with cheese.