Kevin Timm

He/him. Music, weightlifting, hockey. Cleveland, Columbus, & Kraken fan.

[Kevin Timm @Kevin_Timm]

PSA: Don't take my tweets too seriously. I don't.

["Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @BretDevereaux]

I honestly wonder who thought it was a good idea, on the anniversary of D-Day, to have a speech in which the Secretary's own ideology is set in metaphorical parallel to the Nazis opposing the beaches being stormed on D-Day.

[Kevin Timm @Kevin_Timm]

@thackalanche Gotta have this playing in the background

https://t.co/WdM2NN1Jgg

[More Luigis Needed @LisaA311]

Interesting that wage theft is never called a national crisis

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Jedi @dhe3g]

Socialism is so sick I love when tax dollars go to schools instead of wars

[Co-op Tory 🍁 @CoopTory]

One of the costs of not wanting to employ workers or provide competitive pay.

[Jeff Timmer @jefftimmer]

an IQ above 3 rules out his dad

[sakujoy @djneyoru]

Imagine if it was a LGBT diagnosis instead, if a gay gene was detectable. Pro-lifers would abort without second thoughts

[Kevin Timm @Kevin_Timm]

Yeah and this country doesnt want politicians with no spine but here we are

[fox8news @fox8news]

Trump announces musical acts for Freedom 250 rally: ‘We don’t want singers with no talent’
Read more:
https://t.co/VC9BITn41u

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

The President wants to put his face on the $250 bill. That requires a vote of Congress. I would vote YES to authorize the below design.

[Kevin Timm @Kevin_Timm]

Only 5 or 4 😔

[Curiosity @CuriosityonX]

What is the darkest sky you have ever experienced?

[Congresswoman Yassamin Ansari @RepYassAnsari]

Donald Trump fell asleep multiple times in the Oval Office today. AGAIN.

That’s why I’ve called for the 25th Amendment, and dozens of my colleagues have done the same. Donald Trump is unwell and must be removed from office. It’s a national security crisis.

[Amy Siskind 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇸 @Amy_Siskind]

Well the 250 arc, ballroom, WFC ring and statues don’t pay for themselves!

[ESPN Insights @ESPNInsights]

82 YEARS!

Carolina became the first team since the 1944 Canadiens to win a Stanley Cup Final game after trailing by multiple goals in the final 10 minutes of regulation 😳

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

More than half of the publicly identified donors to President Trump’s White House ballroom project have won new or expanded federal contracts worth more than $50 billion, according to a report from a government watchdog group. https://t.co/wEAqxMA7AG

[Claude Taylor @TrueFactsStated]

This photo/screenshot will live in infamy.

[Kevin Timm @Kevin_Timm]

Me when I'm stressed to the max, constantly on edge, and feeling like I could snap at any moment

[Joey Swoll @TheJoeySwoll]

It’s a lose-lose situation for men. 😑

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

We can all watch him sleep in prime time now too.