Kevin Benoit

whatever other thing I manage to fit on here...mostly things that don’t make the stage.

[Kevin Benoit @Kevinbeenwhat]

Twitter just be waiting for a celebrity to say something stupid

[Kevin Benoit @Kevinbeenwhat]

That feeling when your long lost twin is a murderer and you find out when the news puts out a picture of the suspect and he looks just like you.

[Kevin Benoit @Kevinbeenwhat]

Damn nvm it’s stuck in my head.

[Kevin Benoit @Kevinbeenwhat]

Ye’s comeback to all of the Nays sayers is even more ridiculous than I imagined. 😭😭😭

[Josiah Johnson @KingJosiah54]

Chet Holmgren leaving the Warriors arena

[Ty Sterlin 🇭🇹 @BonesOfComedy]

Boy there was some evil brewing this day

[Kevin Benoit @Kevinbeenwhat]

The homie Chris doing big things!!!

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

My client Chris Renois opened for Hasan Minhaj at the Adrienne Arsht Center tonight in Miami.

So excited to be on this journey with him.

Let’s f***ing go!

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

My client Chris Renois opened for Hasan Minhaj at the Adrienne Arsht Center tonight in Miami.

So excited to be on this journey with him.

Let’s f***ing go!

[Kevin Benoit @Kevinbeenwhat]

I’m already preparing my thanksgiving dinner lies.

[Josiah Johnson @KingJosiah54]

Pop watching Wemby cook the Suns

[Kevin Benoit @Kevinbeenwhat]

Damn this is more impressive than getting to the moon tbh

[Kevin Benoit @Kevinbeenwhat]

@croquetasytetas Manda see this hanging in the corner of a halloween party and be like "Who's your Friend?👉👈🙃"

[Kevin Benoit @Kevinbeenwhat]

Between Donald Trump and Young Thug, the Atlanta prison system might be the new Hollywood.

[Kevin Benoit @Kevinbeenwhat]

I'm taking halloween off tonight because I already put on costume this morning. I wore a full suit to a job that I hate.

[Kevin Benoit @Kevinbeenwhat]

I know diversity quotas are controversial but I think we can all agree that the justice League should be rebooted with 7 flamboyant gay guys as the cast.

[Kevin Benoit @Kevinbeenwhat]

The fact that ICE Spice isn’t a seasonal item at Starbucks is my own proof that marketing degrees aren’t worth it

[Kevin Benoit @Kevinbeenwhat]

The WNBA needs better marketing. Your GOAT movie can’t be juwanna man.

[Kevin Benoit @Kevinbeenwhat]

Asked the bar tender for a virgin Jello Shot because it would be weirder to ask them for Jello.

[Kevin Benoit @Kevinbeenwhat]

@chfshirleychung is my creative spirit animal. I love everything about her art

[Kevin Benoit @Kevinbeenwhat]

Speaking of Cinderella 3. Why Cinderella still got problems?

[Kevin Benoit @Kevinbeenwhat]

There’s a whole subset of animated movies that are only shown in pediatricians offices. Shout out to the veggie tales and Cinderella 3.