Mustache Pat

Food truck activist, music lover, general nerd.

[Mustache Pat @Kevinismycat]

I don't wanna think about it, I just wanna get down.

[Mustache Pat @Kevinismycat]

@LeslieInLex @MizGreenNGolden This is not going well. Great race horse name.

[Mustache Pat @Kevinismycat]

@ohsarka I love whoever told you that. That's real fandom.

[Mustache Pat @Kevinismycat]

Their pet hamster is loose. This thread is gold.

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

My time w @thelonelyisland was basically us playing each other increasingly obscure 90’s hip-hop for three days straight. Heaven. #Brooklyn99

[Mustache Pat @Kevinismycat]

@geoffwood It's so warm!?

[Mustache Pat @Kevinismycat]

@owhmusicguy @lizzo Juice

[Mustache Pat @Kevinismycat]

I got a car wash over the weekend, and it's been amazing for my mental health. Who knew?

[Mustache Pat @Kevinismycat]

@casey_clemmons DSM pro tip: the Cheese Shop @CheeseShopDSM the Cheese Bar are NOT the same. Same owners, both are great, but be sure to clarify before heading out.

[Mustache Pat @Kevinismycat]

@kaufmannGOP You are the equivalent of every useless, sleazy, dirtbag movie villain ever.

[Mustache Pat @Kevinismycat]

@dessadarling @soundset Well deserved! There are 3x more female performers on the bill than when I went in 2016.

[Mustache Pat @Kevinismycat]

@DMRegister 58% is not very good, tbh.

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

Gosar: "You're a pathological liar. You don't know truth from falsehood."

Cohen: "Sir, I'm sorry, are you referring to me or the president?"

[Isabelle @animalcrossing]

Lately, I've been thinking a lot about the past year at the campsite. I even put together a scrapbook to show off all we've accomplished! Please share it with your friends. If we reach 50k RTs across all our global accounts, you'll each get two types of fortune cookies as a gift!

[Mustache Pat @Kevinismycat]

What's the process for withdrawing my membership from the United Methodist Church? After today's dumpster fire, I'M OUT. #gc2019

[Kyle Buchanan @kylebuchanan]

Everyone is texting me asking what Spike Lee said that was bleeped... he began his speech by saying “Do not turn that motherfucking clock on!” And they sure didn’t

[Mustache Pat @Kevinismycat]

@CarelessWhisprs All the gender non-conforming folks say: #GC2019

[Mustache Pat @Kevinismycat]

All of the gay men as they leave the UMC. #GC2019

[Christian Siriano @CSiriano]

Anddddd flip!! @theebillyporter at the #oscars in Siriano and what an honor it was to create this moment! @TheAcademy

[PRIDE.COM @pride_site]

.@theebillyporter just won the whole #Oscars and they don’t even start for another three hours.

[Mustache Pat @Kevinismycat]

@YermoMishot @datadamage Vanilla latte, motherfucker.

[Mustache Pat @Kevinismycat]

@owhmusicguy Greta van Fleet, Childish Gambino