Me: I want my beef so rare that I can hear it moo when I cut into it. I want the chef to hold a hair dryer up to the cow and then put it on my plate. If that cow has so much as a light sunburn, it's overcooked. Are we clear?
McDonald's cashier: no
Due to deteriorating road conditions, TU will not open until 10 a.m. Thursday. We will continue to monitor the weather throughout the night. Stay safe! #okwx