BIGGEST MALE CANON EVENTS:
- Realizing WWE is fake
- First heartbreak
- Marvins room
- Discovering family lore you never knew of
- Getting jacked
- Unemployed era
- Summer 2016 (you had to be there)
- OBJ catch
- Homies switching up on you
- Touching real money
- Understanding god exists
- Losing a pet
- Stronger than your dad
- Fumbling a 8/10 (great body) that liked you
- Covid warzone with the boys
- Realizing you might be goated
- November 2021
- Touching rim (10 ft)
it took 2 days for your PR team to write this for you?
- you said streaming is harder than a 9/5
- your dad is a multi millionaire and you keep that hidden
- youโre a nepo baby
- you preach socialism but live in a $5 million dollar house and own multiple sports cars
- you said the people in 9/11 deserved to die
- you donโt pay your editors and moderators
- youโre a giant hypocrite
- your viewership is declining because youโre a horrible person