Kevin

[Trust Fund Terry @trustfundterry]

POV: You made it to the final interview for the Senior Masturbation Consultant role

[Kevin @Kevinrymeswith7]

@whosMattP What does this mean bro

[Kevin @Kevinrymeswith7]

@RobinhoodApp Gurt

[Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. @ParikPatelCFA]

Sam Altman in 2024: “We are building AGI which can find cures for cancer and rare diseases”

Sam Altman in 2025: “You can now jerk off to ChatGPT”

[Augie @AugieRFC]

I miss the old days

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Me seeing OnlyFans girls buying their 3rd $4 million dollar property while I wake up at 6am to go to work

[Miilato @miiilato]

how i go to sleep on sunday night knowing the cycle begins again

[HARMON @TheBeAManGuy]

Never share your feelings,
Bottle them up -Be a man

[HARMON @TheBeAManGuy]

Traumatized by something?
Don’t go to therapy -BE A MAN

[HARMON @TheBeAManGuy]

GO TO AN EMPTY BAR.
DRINK ALONE.
HATE YOUR LIFE.
BE MISERABLE.

BE A MAN

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

According to the VIX, the worst market events of our lives were the 2008 financial crisis, COVID, and the Bank of Japan raising interest rates by a quarter percentage point.

[Kevin @Kevinrymeswith7]

@MichaelAlexZRY Hasn’t been close to $145 since April lmao. But goodluck brother

[Inverse Cramer @CramerTracker]

It was inevitable