mofo beast of burden

The official fake, awesome Kevin fucking Jonas. I love my brothers,fapping,Herbert the Narwhal,&buttsecks. 8==D

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My dick died. Can I bury it in your ass?

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TayTay's reaction when I jizzed and filled up the pool http://t.co/Jp6ZNEgMsP

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myself and my wonderful wife Dani by the pool http://t.co/UPR5DX18H9

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Joe at Demi's cabin for the Niley pre-wedding party http://t.co/jTUtJIo6hN

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Is it still gay if you call it a brojob?

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I miss the days when I could take baths with my brothers and not be questioned

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@VanessaHugdenns lol I'm sorry. It's not you, it's me

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@VanessaHugdenns obvi ;)

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ain't no fun if the homie can't get none

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@VanessaHugdenns WHY DOES EVERYONE LEAVE :'( every time I come back its just a really sexy ghost town

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I'm gonna go mosey on over to the men's room and find me a man to help me test the weight limit on the diaper change table

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I can't be the only one that got pregnant at coachella...right???

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@VanessaHugdenns bootylicious

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Newsflash, girls: I can't have sex with your personality and I can't stick my penis in your college degree

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What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

Gagged.

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hey girl r u a dvd because those r some special features u got there

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a girlfriend is supposed to make your dick hard, not your life

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a boyfriend is supposed to make your panties wet, not your eyes

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daaayum girl! are you a fire detector?
'cause you are really fucking loud and annoying.

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ooh you better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout, I’m going in dry ;)