Even if he’s not dead, he’s gonna see everyone celebrating his death, and that should raise his blood pressure enough to finish the job. We can’t lose.
SHANE GILLIS FOOLED THE ENTIRE ESPYS CROWD INTO THINKING THIS WOMAN WAS A WNBA STAR.
“4x WNBA All-Star Brittany Hicks is here. Give it up for Brittany, everybody…. I'm just joking around; that's my friend's wife, I knew none of you knew WNBA players.”
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