KewCogs

50% Scottish, 50% American, 100% London
In awe of the RNLI.

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@AndieDelicacy I just used an old one out of a discarded dog poo bag.

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@glooface @vitt2tsnoc You should see the pile of crap behind the sofa.

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@glooface @vitt2tsnoc My home has never looked that tidy since the day I moved in some decades ago.

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@Arron_banks OMG! Arron Banks thinks that communist one party state East Germany was a democracy?! I mean, it's in the name chum. 😂😂😂😂😂

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@Number10cat @elonmusk The old East Germany too.

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@KoitoScarlet333 They should write a puff piece on how great a golfer he is and call his bluff.

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@glooface @drummergirl2000 Got it in 4, does that mean I'm a bit of a wanker?
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@DropAPinShow Wikipedia lists Bologna as the oldest, teaching since 1088. It's entry for al-Qarawiyyin has it becoming a university only in 1963.

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@Gerry2834 @buffywoods @StellaParton I remember old-school touchscreens needed to be calibrated. Entirely possible they were just not calibrated well, or a bad actor has done it purposefully when setting up the machines.

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@StevenJonMiller If he cared about cancer care, he would close tax loopholes for the rich & fund it properly.

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@but_cyclists Wasn't it the souvenir stand that ran into the SUV*?

*with a little double deckered help.

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@kevin_carter_uk @ThinkLicence 'Should' means you really, really should and not doing so means you are shit driver.

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@miffythegamer

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@but_cyclists Was the kiosk selling tickets for a rival tour bus?

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@Gypsypup13 I did pray for him, how do you think he got sick?

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@Javi The sort of person who buys one is the sort of person who buys a new phone every year.

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@floboflo Did she not have her readers on when she got the invite? Also, genital reveal parties are usually later in the evening.

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@Dayvee118 @I_amMukhtar Judge may accept a majority 10-2 or 11-1 verdict if they can't reach a unanimous verdict.

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@HannahIamthest1 HMS Lion Bar?

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@GeorgeCochrane1 The Latex Enthusiasts' Dogging Display Team take first prize at the Swingers Award Show.