Kewub Crackhead

Heya, I'm Kewub. I'm an artist and a musician.

[Kewub Crackhead @KewubC]

My18th birthday was pretty nice.

[SAVE THE MEGAFAUNA @re_rank]

Why was I not aware Cuban Crocodiles can move like this.

[Ted Nivison @TedNivison]

I’m going to run for President and my first order of business is getting some soldiers on the surface of the Sun, that ball of gas is itching for some democracy

[🎃Ender @SpadesEnder]

Smash fans when the Smash intro plays and there's a Pokeball:

[Uncle Gabe @GabeBiwit10]

Steak night baby

[Kewub Crackhead @KewubC]

They say you only truly die once you're forgotten. Well, I'll never be forgotten if I eat the Mona Lisa.

[Kewub Crackhead @KewubC]

My Audio Bath EP is now available on Soundcloud. Check it out here:
https://t.co/ugVLHin2VW
#Music

[Kewub Crackhead @KewubC]

Australia is turning into a prison island again lol.

[Kewub Crackhead @KewubC]

Jesus Christ.

It's even worse when you learn the context behind it:
https://t.co/CS78Dkdmwo

[Kewub Crackhead @KewubC]

@MoistCr1TiKaL Emails now need and take up space on Google Drive. If your storage is full, then you can't get more emails. It's wack.

[Charlie @MoistCr1TiKaL]

For the last 3 days I haven’t been able to receive any emails to my gmail and now Google support just said I’m fucked, there’s nothing they can do to fix it. What a great solution

[BleuMoonLagoon @BleuMoonLagoon]

This made me laugh way too hard. #MEMES

[Kewub Crackhead @KewubC]

I've released a new video. Watch it. This situation is bananas.
#memes
https://t.co/MXoShQ7Uhc

[Kewub Crackhead @KewubC]

DUDES THIS IS URGENT MEME HISTORY NEWS. The original YouTube channel that uploaded "Mum Get The Camera" has been hacked and some wacky kids content is being uploaded to it.
https://t.co/AbIpH9WhPf

[Kewub Crackhead @KewubC]

@Timcast Dude, staffing is so bad in Portland that a restaurant that my friend works at had to close at NOON because there weren't enough workers and there were too many customers. This is happening at every type of business, but the most extreme cases are all with restaurants.

[Kewub Crackhead @KewubC]

This dude better sue for MILLIONS. The fact that he hasn't even been compensated for this is absolutely unacceptable.

[Hawaii News Now @HawaiiNewsNow]

Police arrested a man thinking he was someone else. For 2 years, he was held against his will at the Hawaii State Hospital, deemed insane and forcibly injected with drugs.
The courts still have no record of this mishap in an apparent attempt to cover it up. @lynnkawano reports

[Kewub Crackhead @KewubC]

@Dream We are not proud of you.

[Kewub Crackhead @KewubC]

@MarilynVickrey I plan on it. I'm not mad, just very confused at how this could happen.

[Gus Danger Johnson @Gusbuckets]

sucks that because of covid nobody wants to hold hands at the urinals anymore 😕

[Kewub Crackhead @KewubC]

Man, this reminds me of when I first found the band Mr. Scary. It's the same thing this girl is doing but replace the country music with Primus.