lauren ann macke

entertainer

[lauren ann macke @Key2theThrone]

@notbenmarshall i like glass balls

i call them hornaments

[lauren ann macke @Key2theThrone]

@Matt_Pinner just pick it up and keep walking

[𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐭 𝐏𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫 @Matt_Pinner]

This is dropped off on your porch. What do you do?

[Jake Paul @jakepaul]

We got something for everyone

[lauren ann macke @Key2theThrone]

@KaylaChowShow yes

[lauren ann macke @Key2theThrone]

laughing in my room about the socioeconomic divide between a nut and a shell

[lauren ann macke @Key2theThrone]

i wonder how many your mom jokes @LWIAY_bot gets on the daily? probably so many that this is going to get its own categorization station called “why are we doing this”

[lauren ann macke @Key2theThrone]

@elonmuskTN your moms

[lauren ann macke @Key2theThrone]

who am i to judge a bandit even if its in a rat costume

[lauren ann macke @Key2theThrone]

i am but a fish in a sea of oracles

[lauren ann macke @Key2theThrone]

i wonder if my autocorrect laughs at me

[lauren ann macke @Key2theThrone]

@elonmuskTN @CaseyRocketSOL also if he ever mentions birds on stage he needs to know what he’s getting himself into before it hits his belt line, unnecessary bird summons become the standard of the sport of boxing in a baseball dug out add unnecessary pounds to the waste line

[lauren ann macke @Key2theThrone]

@elonmuskTN why would i be surprised by my ability to solve this if it were even solvable. tell emma chamberlain to send the excel spreadsheet to the office next week.

or whatever @CaseyRocketSOL would say in a lucid dream

[lauren ann macke @Key2theThrone]

@elonmuskTN @CaseyRocketSOL it is 1:03 in georgia so time zones are tricky and you are probably going to be amazed i’m awake and tweeting

[lauren ann macke @Key2theThrone]

meghan markle is a farce. as is marriage. as is tranquility. become one with fucking around and finding out, french onion soup at applebees style.

i have yet to humble myself enough to actually try applebees french onion soup but i’ve seen the results of fred cooking

[lauren ann macke @Key2theThrone]

if emma chamberlain can conquer drumming like a fairly certain individual should be able to do with some ease

thus can i

@EMMACHAMBERLAlN

if that’s your real artist formally known as twitter name.

2004 is a cultural reset
i was 12.

[lauren ann macke @Key2theThrone]

take me with yall

[lauren ann macke @Key2theThrone]

@elonmusk we are in a very similar boat to the ones in the civil war universe as well as the one where everyone thinks a dick is not a private part.

it’s an individual responsibility to make a choice for the language settings of your particular group or groups of universes.

🤯

[lauren ann macke @Key2theThrone]

cultural reset.