Kiki

Welcome to my stream of consciousness. 96% reality tv and the occasional aggressive political rant.

[z ❤️‍🔥 THE LIFE OF A SHOWGIRL @zhearttaylor]

not a single man is safe in the sabrina carpenter cinematic universe

[kadi @santosf1lms]

this is the equivalent to the last scene of high school musical 3 to me #LoveIsandUSA https://t.co/eiC8p1eNTU

[mia❤️‍🔥 @TheLuckyMia]

the chiefs game and the golden globes being within hours of each other reminds me when Troy and Gabriella had the basketball game and the academic decathlon at the same time as the audition for the school musical

[Queens of Bravo @queensofbravo]

Ziwe channeling Sutton 😂

[Kiki @KeyAreAhhh]

Release the unedited footage of Jax and James drinking absinthe! #PumpRules

[Laige Pindsey 🌌 @iironicaa]

Me after watching the sneak peak for Gerry’s season after telling people I probs won’t watch #TheBachelorette #GoldenBachelor

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

I would sell my soul to the devil for one photo of my rescue dog as a puppy.

[Katie🔭🦝 @flight2themoon]

“I just want her to stop being the bachelorette for one minute”

And we want you to stop dressing like Ms. Darbus, but here we are. #TheBachelorette

[Gibson Johns @gibsonoma]

Sonja and Luann in the back of a 30-year-old white limo on their way to go mudding in small town Illinois with the guy Sonja picked up at the local dive bar the night before is perfect television. #CrappieLake

[˚✧benjamjn @kylie_gender]

My dream summer bucket list

[bravo by betches @bravobybetches]

Ramona Singer choosing a bedroom

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

"I hope Charlotte haunts you" #VanderpumpRules

[Kiki @KeyAreAhhh]

I relate to the girl on #queereye7 that straightens her hair when watching tv.

[Ryne Bailey @ryanbailey25]

Please @Andy do a sit down with Howie Mandel about Tom Sandoval’s sit down where he complained about Katie, Scheana and Lala’s sit downs and also talked about the reunion sit down. More sit downs.

[Taylor Jackson @taylajackson12]

“I saw Rihanna’s background dancers wearing white puffy jackets, so I wore a white puffy jacket” - the Pope

[Kate Chastain @Kate_Chastain]

Going to tell my kids this is #Scandoval and Raquel

[Kiki @KeyAreAhhh]

@emilymrice I’m vegan but I agree based on vibes

[harry f*ckin dubin @hoeswitharose]

to all the ppl starting #pumprules for the first time, welcome to hell

[Ryne Bailey @ryanbailey25]

“TomTom is where you bring your wife and Schwartz and Sandy’s is whre you bring your bambi eyed mistress”