Scoobert Doobert

So you telling me that yall just let the doodoo fall in the toilet? Yall don’t catch it every time? How do yall take a shit?

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@TheDunkCentral Don’t forget this one

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Shitsconsin fucking bum cheese retards

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Deleting the app again but wanted to throw this out into the void

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Had to hop on the burner and wish a happy HAPPY international women’s day to the following:

Parvati Shallow
Linda Cardellini
Dua Lipa
Salma Hayek
Pokimane
Halle Berry
Anne Hathaway
Dichen Lachman
Alex Morgan
Shakira

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@DMRussini @Philly_Mays “He is one of the most disgusting human beings I’ve ever sat next to”

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I’m starting a podcast called fuck niggas ,it’s gone featuring every body that ever lost me money so I can ask em in this day what the fuck was you doing lolll

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I’m good from state to state, you go to the state, you might get

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Wasted our time domesticating cats when we should’ve domesticated wombats

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@JumpTrailers

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You could give me a stove, oven, or air fried and I’d still know how to cook

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@Deemer__ @whalez 🤝

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@Deemer__ @whalez Go dawgs

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@whalez Panda at Tate

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@ChicagoBears 3x offseason champions let’s fucking go guys

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@ChampgnePropi Finished up yesterdays pmt and ended the hot streak by guessing the number. Let’s give it a rest until the Super Bowl (kelce SBMVP then retires)

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Just remembered bears Seahawks Thursday night football

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I technically get the severance treatment every time I go out to the bar

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@ChampgnePropi 🤷‍♂️

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@ChampgnePropi Should I go to roulette and throw a buck on #23

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@ChampgnePropi

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OH MY GOODNESS VALENTINE