Mr. Lock🤫

🔑In LOCK we Trust🔑

[Mr. Lock🤫 @KeyLock__]

This family down the street looks at me like I’m the devil when I speed inside the neighborhood. I get it, you have 5 children to protect, but I have SIX cylinders of my own to care for. You keep your dogs in the front yard and I’ll keep all these horses under the hood.

[Mr. Lock🤫 @KeyLock__]

Respect to Ant but this is a real white boi’s top 4 white bois… at least in my lifetime

1) Tom Brady
2) John Cena
3) Mac Miller
4) Paul Walker

[Complex Sports @ComplexSports]

Believe that 😂

[dean @SoothingMango]

@Patriots Ted’s waited three long months of his life for this!!! He’s ready!!!

[Carlos A. Lopez @LosTalksPats]

Former #Patriots CB Malcolm Butler on whether he has a dog in the fight for Super Bowl LX:

“I don’t own pets. I don’t own pets. I’m New England ‘til the day I die. Don’t let that go over your head now.”

(🎥 @Patriots)

[Mr. Lock🤫 @KeyLock__]

The hell he doing there ?

[Page Six @PageSix]

NFL Honors 2026 red carpet: Tiffany Haddish, Ciara, Russell Wilson, Gayle King and more https://t.co/34xxvizYKC

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

28-3.

[Mr. Lock🤫 @KeyLock__]

Night is far from over… only takes one man to get it all back

[Prop Smoke @Prop_Smoke]

All good things must come to an end. It was a great 5 year run for prop

[Mr. Lock🤫 @KeyLock__]

Films that would also make good names for your cock & balls:

Hot Rod
Goodfellas
Hobbs & Shaw
Mr Magoo
Nightcrawler
The Shaggy Dog
Man of Steel
It Comes at Night
Black Adam
The Predator
Oppenheimer
The Fugitive
Up
Winter’s Bone
Little Rascals
The Big Short
There Will Be Blood

[Mr. Lock🤫 @KeyLock__]

Food chains that would also make good names for your cock & balls:

Long John Silver
The Olive Garden
Raising Cane
Jersey Mike
Little Caesar
The Cheesecake factory
Jack in the Box
In-N-Out
Einstein Brothers
Hungry Howie
Johnny Rocket
Lazy Dog
The Cracker Barrel

[Mr. Lock🤫 @KeyLock__]

@ChaBoyJRich @RayGQue Please answer for this crime…

https://t.co/pCA0AEHi7j

[Mr. Lock🤫 @KeyLock__]

Nah he’s immortal #KingOfNY

[Lucro 💫 @PlayoffLucro]

Carmelo lost every part of his legacy 😭

Brunson is the new King of New York
KD snatched best Olympian Title
Bron snatched his Rookie of the Year
Harden took his top 10 scoring spot
Jokic took his number in Denver

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

Travis Scott getting everyone fired up

@trvisXX | @NFL

[Mr. Lock🤫 @KeyLock__]

Diddy must’ve just missed the list this year #MistaCombs

[Mr. Lock🤫 @KeyLock__]

God gave his only son for this

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

BIG PAAATTTTSSSS!!!! BIG TD FROM 8!!!!! ….You from Boston let’s have a little tea partyyyyyy GRRRR 🫖🫖🫖☕️☕️

[Mr. Lock🤫 @KeyLock__]

Crazy to think… but your uncle used to get spanked when grandma found the sticky Playboys underneath his mattress… today’s kids can just queue up Drake Maye’s highlights and parents are none the wiser… I worry about my son getting addicted to that kind of pornographic material

[Mr. Lock🤫 @KeyLock__]

@clowner619 @AllbrightNFL You ever stepped in a casino ? Millions lose to Vegas every weekend. Maye is mortal , but there’s something there’s something that transcends the natural world when you see his perfect spiral…

[Mr. Lock🤫 @KeyLock__]

“Sorry sir, could you repeat that policy number for me?”

“Yessum ma’am… it gone be three 0s, followed by an S as in Shtonewall Jackson—bless his heart…then a 1 and a 5 like in that dadgum 15th amendment. Then a B as in Brother… save your flag we gone riiiise again, yee-yee❗️

[Mr. Lock🤫 @KeyLock__]

When I see the asain intern “getting one last deliverable out” at 4:30 before happy hour… buddy, get your skis on let’s hit the damn slopes ❄️ tf did you think this company card was for ?? 😑 #StrictlyBusiness

[Mr. Lock🤫 @KeyLock__]

Damn girl , are you from this jurisdiction ?? 😏 cause that ass holds no legal ground in any judicial proceeding without the lawful seal of approval from a state licensed notary public … 🦦

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

“I don’t care about what Vegas said” 😤

—Syracuse HC Fran Brown BEFORE upsetting Clemson as 17.5pt underdogs

[Mr. Lock🤫 @KeyLock__]

Excuse me, but I have zero (0) morals when it comes to fantasy. Vick is a free man? Acquired. Domestic violence in Houston … wun of one Mixon it in🤫 A chiefs weapon tees off on his pregnant gf… sorry but I’m not passing up on 19 yards per catch…