Key Master

[Key Master @KeyMaster420]

@SkrillaJim She’s using him for his evil cat and volcano lair

[Key Master @KeyMaster420]

I wonder if these A list actresses like Scarlett Johansson have super modified pussies. If I was one of them my pussy would be like a Pink Floyd concert

[Key Master @KeyMaster420]

When did they start calling AJ Soprano Turtle?

[AB @AB84]

A bottle girl ain’t none but a JUCO stripper 😂

[Key Master @KeyMaster420]

Heard St Patrick was the patron St of engineers and let me tell you he built me a road to black out

[Key Master @KeyMaster420]

Sweating like a whore in church

[Key Master @KeyMaster420]

When you drop a generational brown and get a ghost wipe

[Key Master @KeyMaster420]

If the song Jimmy cooks was a food it would prob be eggs

[Disco Boy 🪩🐶 @Disco_Boyy]

Sniff the rainbow

[Key Master @KeyMaster420]

I’m waiting for the 3 kings to come, Gold Frankincense and bag

[Key Master @KeyMaster420]

The world is a brain and every person on earth is a thought of this brain

[Key Master @KeyMaster420]

What happened to the hess trucks they just left my house

[Key Master @KeyMaster420]

When I first met her she gave me a OTPHJ while playing BP

[Key Master @KeyMaster420]

I’m the grinch of Thanksgiving #stpattysday

[Key Master @KeyMaster420]

She said it’s sinful to spike my surfside with vodka I said not to my God #Commandments

[Key Master @KeyMaster420]

I’m calling sos rn at an after party shitting with no tp

[Key Master @KeyMaster420]

@mustystroganoff Sounds like 8 inches and thick. How about talented? How about loving and respectful

[Key Master @KeyMaster420]

Red zone just stole the Fortnite chest sound for their lobby music

[Key Master @KeyMaster420]

When hunger strikes the lion goes out in the jungle to catch his prey (I ran out of liquor so I have to blackout at the bar and hit on freshman)

[Johnnie “O-Mar” Millar, JD @YardBar2020]

Bro we get it, you have a burner