Queen Of Key Messages

Manager in #GCComms. I 💛 my team + my job. It's the process, really. Occasionally venting + often frustrated. Located in NCR. All opinions are mine. #AuDHD

[Queen Of Key Messages @KeyMsgQueen]

@WorkMemesDaily Chatbot: Always wants to chat when they see you.

Descartes: Ends each email with "Thoughts?"

Phone Off Hook: Seems to be busy but nothing is being done

Ramp: Everything they should do rolls down on you

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@WorkMemesDaily They have no idea of self, values, or purpose. A big empty.

They start thinking $$$ will fill it. Nope.

They turn to control others. Still nope.

That's when destruction looks good. They can't feel good but can make others suffer. On a balance sheet they're ahead.

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How to spot a psyop.

Yes too many of us feel like this. We don't need paid trolls wearing us down and telling us to give up.

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

Is anyone else at a point where they've just lost the will to live? This is all just so bleak and hopeless. I'll never afford a home, or kids, I'll never marry. I don't know what the point of it all is. What am I working towards?

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@psac_afpc So obvious:
❌Flat pay➡️"best 5 years" for retirement same now or later➡️Get out now
❌Force a strike➡️Carney privatizes everything
❌Flat pay➡️Don't get best ppl➡️Productivity📉➡️AI takes over➡️Carney's rich friends get contracts

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Take his phone.

Tell mall security he's assaulting ppl + let him explain it.

Of course he's tall + thinks no one will mess with him. Bless the guy in the hat.

[Liberta Cherguia 🇪🇺 @MbarkCherguia]

It's become a new "trend" to turn off elevators and stand there blocking them to piss people off.

What would you do?

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@ctvottawa I'd❤️Mark Carney to ride #OCTranspo or deal w Queensway traffic + no dwtn parking for a week. Just another way to push us out of PS.

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"Public servants are lazy and overpaid!" yells someone on day 3 of 2wk office closure, OOO until Jan 5, got hungover from open bar office party + mad their holiday bonus wasn't bigger.

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Don't forget plenty of ppl prefer shocking themselves to having to be alone with their own thoughts.

https://t.co/xTx9C8SE9h

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Society treasures feelings above thinking. Must be happy 100%.

A quiet extrovert has to think + sees they have no identity. They're defined by others. Oh no! Unhappy!

While they're quiet introverts plan a thinking society. Thinking society sees how fucked we are.

[Bella @BellaBaddie__]

Why does everyone force introverts to leave their comfort zone, but no one forces extroverts to shut up for a while? Why???

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

I observe more than I speak. I hear what isn't said. There is a lot of power in being the quietest person in the room.

[Queen Of Key Messages @KeyMsgQueen]

@NeilMispelaar @ctvottawa He's against it until he + developer pals get paid.

[Queen Of Key Messages @KeyMsgQueen]

Me: Look @ team's results not day to day actions.
New Mngr Coworker: ?
Me: Easy to _look_ busy + smile like not stressed. They're not stressed bc not working.
Coworker: ?
Me: How do you measure success?
Coworker _Whispering_: I don't know what we're supposed to do.

[Queen Of Key Messages @KeyMsgQueen]

Me as a kid: These adults in this book are _so_ messed up. I'll never be like them.
Me as adult:🙄

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When I'm asked for a SWOT analysis I put "SWOT analysis" in the weakness section. I know it's not read. They don't lead to anything. We do it to say we did it.

Never been called out for it.

[Queen Of Key Messages @KeyMsgQueen]

4 quick+easy steps to #burnout great workers!!!

Worker #1 knows about The New Thing➡️The New Thing _must_ be Worker #1's job!➡️The New Thing isn't _my_ job!!!➡️Always give The New Thing to Worker #1

Reality: The New Thing is _everyone's_ job! Keep up, ppl! #GCComms #GCDigital

[Queen Of Key Messages @KeyMsgQueen]

What? Oh nothing, really.

Just management asking who can run this 'n that system.
Who's close to retirement.
Who isn't at a level they should be by their age.

Nope, nothing to see here.

Just how #GC is actually doing Carney's Comprehensive Expenditure Review to find cuts. #CER

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Comment section now: Yeah screw them govt workers! Who needs 'em!!!!

Comment section + 1 year: Where's my passport? Where's my tax refund? Why's my CPP late? How come my friend can't get a visa? Why's this park gone to sh*t?

[Ottawa Citizen @OttawaCitizen]

Ottawa and Gatineau will 'bear the brunt' of public service cuts: report https://t.co/HaFOYiLTF0

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@IntrovertProbss Way to spoil it.

If we're not fun and enjoyable around you we think you're a turd.

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Purrsia

Or do you mean "country" like "rustic"?

[We don't deserve cats 😺 @catsareblessing]

Found this little guy under our cabin today, and decided to keep him. Help me give him a country name

[Queen Of Key Messages @KeyMsgQueen]

Get the "Hey we missed you last night. Come out with us next time" DM.

Go out with them next time.

Spend a few hours barely talking to anyone.🤦🏽