Key & Peele Quotes

The funniest and most memorable quotes from the Comedy Central skit show #KeyAndPeele *NOT AFFILIATED WITH KEY AND PEELE IN ANY WAY*

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Hey good game!
SLAP ASS!
Good game!
SLAAAAP ASS!!

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-This person pretend to be straight but he really gay
-ME!
-..he is living la vita loca
-..me
-he is a Latin popstar
-im not a Latin popstar

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Getcha ass out of my office, I will turn you into a SPIDER!
..there good kids.

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Just got off work, bout to head to my nigga Moe's to get SHITFACED #TURNUP

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Lol Apu always tries talking to me & I'm like I don't speak gibberish lmao nigga crazy

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Just go to hoop, eating some clam chowder. Straight up be like: Hm there's potatoes & cream in here SA-LAMMMMM!

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Comedy Central is coming out with a bunch of sketch shows now but we all know they can't even touch Key & Peele #ISaysBiiiiiiitch

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New Key & Peele sketch http://t.co/dSdH1gXUgk

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Hey man wanna play fronthand backhand?

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Donkey Teeth...Boise State University

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OK I want a platter of stork ankles, an old cellar door, a possum spine and a HUMAN. FOOT.

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-Kids you can literally fly!
-No not literally
-Yes literally! Kids I want you to go up to your roofs right now! Fly into the night sky!

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-Balake. Where is Balake at? There's no Balake here today? Yes sir?
-My names Blake
-Are you out of your god damn mind? Blaaaake. WHAT?

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#ItsCrazyHow that German didn't know me and Heinrich Leyroyheimer were negros! He left the cat toy!

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-Put that whip down & see what happens
-Straight up I dont care what plantation im on im staging a revolt in this motherfucker
-Hellz yeah!

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Craig I looked this woman in her optic stems and I says I says...I says BIIIIIIITCHHHH!!!

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-Hey there he is! How'd it go last night?
-Don't want to talk about it.
-Well what happened?!
-BLACK VAGINA

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-RACE WAR!!! ITS A DAMN RACE WAR!!!
-Flash mob- flash mob cancelled. Flash mob is cancelled.

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-..zombies bit him!
-it wasn't a zombie it was a raccoon...Raccoons are zombies right?...No just zombies?..oh shit you just killed Tommy

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-Stop it! The costume is awful the impression is played out. Every1 & their mother was Michael Jackson 3 years ago when he died!
-..he died?