Key Stat Man

Porcine in appearance only. We love you. Your leading source for Key Stats. Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my morning coffee and morning chocolate milk.

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This is KSM, signing off. 👋

God bless you all; be kind to one another.

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@SantiMorella @JKusiack @HailStateStool @HypeHater_ Key Stat

No offense, Stanley, but that’s a good looking meal you posted there sir. Would eat. Doesn’t excuse MS State from being a dumpster fire.

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@SantiMorella @HypeHater_ , audit this man!

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Fans, I know you all have been waiting eagerly to hear my official endorsement for POTUS. I apologize for making you all wait until Election Day.

I am endorsing Donald J. Trump for President of the United States of America in the 2024 election.

God Bless.

KSM

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

Say a prayer for God's grace, favor, and mercy for our country. Pray.

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@sefington11 @thesarahyork Key Stat

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@HypeHater_ This is…uhhhhh…. Wow. Yep. This is a problem. LeBron James— you are tarnishing your legacy sir! OFF Mount Rushmore until further notice.

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[Lou Hawking @Lou_Hawking]

I think this was actually @KeyStatMan

[Sef Gordon #24 @sefington11]

@JakeAndBall @KeyStatMan key stats

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@HypeHater_ @andyholloway Preach Lou.

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Ms. KSM put together a winning ticket last night. This wager was razor sharp. At this rate, early retirement is a serious possibility!

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2 weeks nicotine-free. How ‘bout them apples?

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@HypeHater_ @YZR_Fantasy Crunching the numbers here… This looks pretty damning for #Kraft.

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Fans, don’t hate me because you ain’t me!

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@JJWatt Key Stat from American hero J.J. Watt 🫡

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@HypeHater_ Key Stat

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@corndogwaffle Key Stat

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[Key Stat Man @KeyStatMan]

Fans, I’m quitting my nasty old nicotine habit right now… and today is slated to be day 1 of the full quit.

We’ve been weening the dosage down for some time now.

Keep yours truly in your prayers as I embark on this journey to a better tomorrow.

In Christ,

KSM

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@corndogwaffle Thanks for asking, dearest Randy.

6mg Chill Zyn™

KSM