1.) donโt wear no good shoes ๐
2.) donโt wear no tight ass jeans
3.) if you canโt zydeco or donโt know the line dances PLS GTF out of the way for the people that do
4.) get drunk & have fun ๐ if you not bent over in a stable by the time itโs over you didnโt do it right ๐ฅณ