Dan Schwab

Cartoonist, stand-up comic, screenwriter, Freshmaker.

Creator of The Key West Funnybook.

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My cartoon emblazoned upon the cover of Key West Weekly today...

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@FrankConniff I think you spelled it wrong.

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@Michell33650674 I was hoping there was another, different article. But, no... same fucking Palast piece.

I want this to be true, but what's the point anymore? Horse already left the gate, now that horse entered our banks, and is horse-fucking everything up.

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@DeborahMeaden @BlueWizzard YOU'RE ASKING TWITTER IF SOMETHING IS TRUE???

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@ShadowRiderTed @Michell33650674 Oh... then look outside your bubble then.

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@jbjk216 @davidhogg111 The only thing that would threaten you is an above 5th grade-level book.

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@JayRogers24 @ssikfandk @StephenKing Kind of you to assume he can read...

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.@SecDef Hegseth says he doesn’t know if Russia invaded Ukraine.

This you?

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@_SamStClair_ @acnewsitics They're making sure eatery owners can't be sued for taking worker's tips.
That's what's going on.

[Josh Keatley 💙🌈🚺🟧🌊 @JoshKeatley]

@krassenstein

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@krassenstein

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@Deplorable_Jeff @RonFilipkowski How are things going over at the shit factory? Still bringing home your work?

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@ChurchISChange @krassenstein God.

Because he wants people dead.

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@Lone_Star_Dude @krassenstein Yes, but the brain damage you received seems to be irreversible...

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@MaiersPete @theliamnissan Guess who has lasers?

Not the Kid Rock crowd...

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@DlobronxLopez @acnewsitics Expect many more setbacks in your family's life.
And just because someone is qualified for other jobs, it doesn't make this any better.

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@realAlex_Doge @djrossers @myvoice69 Are you 12? We're all pretty sure of it.

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@myvoice69 @realAlex_Doge Pretty sure he's 12.

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@MoodRobert @atrupar I see what you did there...😉

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@JoJoFromJerz Wait until she has to take the stand one day, universe willing.

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@Markle2k @James_the_just_ @politico Check out his page. Pretty hateful stuff...