Greg Wythe

Nothing is sacred. Funny is funny.

[Greg Wythe @KeyWestGreg]

@HISTORY pt 2. He is asking Ripper expert ?s that prove he knows nothing about Ripper. Claims to have been studying for 23 years. Idiot.

[Greg Wythe @KeyWestGreg]

@HISTORY ep 2 of American Ripper. The guy who is convinced about his ancestor being Ripper. Obviously never read a book about jack (part 1)

[Greg Wythe @KeyWestGreg]

History

[Greg Wythe @KeyWestGreg]

@americanpickers the 2 most iconic motorcycle movies are easy rider and werewolves on wheels? the wild one Brando slipped your mind idiots

[Greg Wythe @KeyWestGreg]

#history channel American Ripper is just so bad. I love you. Please stick to history not made-up nonsense.

[Greg Wythe @KeyWestGreg]

@_HISTORYChannel how does a lawyer have no idea what a Sanborn Map is? Not rare. Every town has them but this idiot is oblivious for 20 yrs

[Greg Wythe @KeyWestGreg]

@_HISTORYChannel I love you but just stop with the made-up shows. American Ripper is laughable. Spoiler: no actual evidence is discovered.

[Greg Wythe @KeyWestGreg]

@Mangal2 glad to see that you'll be open despite terrorism. Will you be serving any Armenian dishes?

[Greg Wythe @KeyWestGreg]

#60DaysInAtlanta whiteswashed. According to all 3 seasons there is no sex, rape or consensual in jail. BS.

[Greg Wythe @KeyWestGreg]

@dominos guy in your ad says he built store with his bare hands. Then shows picture of him holding a shovel and wearing gloves. Which is it?

[Greg Wythe @KeyWestGreg]

@buckyworld @KeyWestGreg Bucky don't make respond on a social medium that is basically dead and I've been off for 3 years. MySpace me.

[Greg Wythe @KeyWestGreg]

@garfunkeloates @katemicucci your "Loser" song is like the whispered joke at a funeral that sounds mean on the surface, but is uplifting.

[Greg Wythe @KeyWestGreg]

@itstonybennett My grandma turning 100 July 13. huge fan of Mr Bennett. Does he do personalized signed photos? She would love it!!

[Greg Wythe @KeyWestGreg]

I keep a small bag packed by the front door in preparation for the inevitable day when #TheGaryBusey shows up and says, "It's time."

[Greg Wythe @KeyWestGreg]

@michaeljnelson I'm looking at my bible and I can't find either of those passages you quoted. Although, it would make a better bible.

[Greg Wythe @KeyWestGreg]

#johnpinette family please hire an Asian guy to do the eulogy. "You go NOW!! You been here 50 year!!"

[Greg Wythe @KeyWestGreg]

@UncleDynamite ummm, check the Adam's apple. Or the ability to program a remote.

[Greg Wythe @KeyWestGreg]

When I get stressed I use a mantra that I repeat; "They're real, they're not puppets". This has helped me not kill a lot of puppets.

[Greg Wythe @KeyWestGreg]

"Life's too short!" - 1940's insomniac magazine enthusiast.

[Greg Wythe @KeyWestGreg]

@StephenKing @pattonoswalt Only cuz I stalk Patton do I know: Big manly Bro-hug from Stephen King? His Bucket list #4.