John Helldiver

The dumb/ass of the internet, who reposts funny shite, consumes corn(wink wink) and may post art.

[John Helldiver @Keyarmed]

@CoeKurupi I NEVER NOTICED THAT FUCK YOU I HATE THAT SUIT MORE

[John Helldiver @Keyarmed]

THE COMPOSITION OF THESE SHOTS MAKE ME WANNA TEAR MY BALLS OFF

[jade 🧚🏾‍♂️🇵🇸 @monicasattorney]

the problem with mcu witches and wizards is that everybody does the exact same thing, throwing orbs or beam battles, nobody does spells.

[John Helldiver @Keyarmed]

@RedLReviews No cuz he invented the inhibitors

[John Helldiver @Keyarmed]

Bros ascending

[🌌🩸Hal☯️thane 氟烷🔞🦋 @YumeNatty]

Erotica: Things that turn me on (higher taste, perverted, suggestive)
Pornography: Things that turn you on (lower taste, vulgarized, like beetles mating with beer bottles)

[John Helldiver @Keyarmed]

Damn staight

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

went here and you were the mayor

[John Helldiver @Keyarmed]

@HubPointless Why you fucking paramount if they did ts to you

[John Helldiver @Keyarmed]

@RubbBandGrant If you were able to hold off two out five, then why tf run from the other three?

[John Helldiver @Keyarmed]

@adumbkobold Human garbage disposal lips.

[💥 Domo48 💥 @Tron_Catt_]

something I've noticed on twt

[John Helldiver @Keyarmed]

“Aight base- WHAAT”

[October 🫀🩻 @CeaselessWatchr]

rather than letting his DAUGHTER abort WHOSE child???

[claood @CaptainClaood]

Thought his Fox and balls were out at first

[John Helldiver @Keyarmed]

“Could sasuke and naruto beat prime lebron?”

[DB @DoomBlazer_]

Such a waste of a concept

People wanted cool concepts like “What If.. The Other Half Got Snapped?” But instead 90% of the time we got bs like “What If… Darcy Lewis got clapped by a duck?”💀

[John Helldiver @Keyarmed]

They aint paying me to go near bro… not a million dollars nothin i seen how he be moving down those hallways

[Foxy The Pirate @FoxyTheCaptain]

I am a fucking pirate , goddamnit I’m just stuck here out of order Becuase SOMEONE WONT GET OFF HIS FAT ASS AND FIX ME

[John Helldiver @Keyarmed]

@iamvictor_ec Zendaya kinda losing my respect for this one… i get that toms chill with it but what about mutualality?

[John Helldiver @Keyarmed]

I put a PINCH OF FLOUR in this damn rue and the damn things thicker than the tension between me and my air fryer

[John Helldiver @Keyarmed]

Im getting off this app man. The reason i finna give is exactly why im getting off, cuz mfs whine about EVERYTHING THYA POST IS SATIRE THAT POST IS TALM BOUT SOMEONE ELSE NOT OP THAT POST IS A REPOST please ong i need a break

[John Helldiver @Keyarmed]

@esp068 stfu please bro

[John Helldiver @Keyarmed]

WHATS BEEN HAPPENING IN RICK AND MORTY

[crumblet 🇻🇳 @cupTWOst]

M-518 (2 days) #RickandMorty

tw // suicide

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