WIAN

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Can Mudryk break Petr Cech clean sheet record?

[The Sportsman @TheSportsman]

😬 Sheffield United defenders every time the ball goes towards Haaland in the box...

#SHUMCI | @mcfc9320group

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

It’s too late to say no.

You’re in. For life. Devils only.

#MUFC || @adidasFootball

[Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. @ParikPatelCFA]

A ticket to see Oppenheimer costs $15

A ticket to see the Barbie movie costs $15

Together, that’s $35

I will be investing that money in the S&P 500 instead so I can retire early

While you’re watching Margot Robbie running around on screen, my money is working for me

[Jaya Gupta @JayaGup10]

Bay Area dating be like

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

This man.

[Jake @Jake_FutTrading]

🚨 Rumor

EA FC will allow vehicles as part of celebrations ✅

What vehicle would you like Haaland driving?

[0xDesigner @0xDesigner]

5/

[Maximiliano Firtman @firt]

🦾ChatGPT-4 (right) discussing with Google Bard (left) about AI with LLMs and the future of human work.

I'm just the human assistant here.

[gaut @0xgaut]

what a fantastic linkedin profile

[Alex Friedman 🤠 @heyalexfriedman]

A year ago today my best friend Erika sent me and our other best friend this text message.

At the time we didn’t realize this moment would change our lives forever and 11 months later she would be gone. She was 31 years old and 34 weeks pregnant when diagnosed with stage 4 Pancreatic Cancer.

I remember this moment vividly. I was sitting on my phone watching TikTok after I had just posted a video. A minute before I was blissfully unaware of the complete shit show life would become.

I didn’t understand at first. I’ve never known anyone with cancer. When Erika told us, I thought it wasn’t a big deal. I thought it was something she could “just get scraped out”.

The few days that followed included me not eating or sleeping, sitting on the edge of my bed as I called in every favor I could to get Erika into a top hospital as she waited to be induced to give birth so they could start chemo immediately.

I took on the roll of being the messenger for our college friend group. I started a GoFundMe. I begged people for help on Twitter. I’ve never been so desperate for help and answers in my life.

Life is much more fragile than anyone wants to realize. Within moments Erika, and everyone who loves her, lives completely changed. A month since she’s passed and I miss her non stop. Not a second goes by that I don’t think about her. Even the way I exist in the world is completely different now.

I know that she’d want me to use my platform to bring awareness to pancreatic cancer, especially the way that many families still have a lack of answers and resources post-diagnosis. I hope to continue to do that. 💜

[Tim Cook @tim_cook]

People with the most to teach live like they have the most to learn — and Steve loved learning. He was the most curious person I’ve ever met, which made him the best teacher I’ve ever known. Happy birthday, my friend.

[BuccoCapital Bloke @buccocapital]

Pro-Tip: When applying to jobs, you should ask one question:

“Do you use Microsoft Teams?”

If they say yes, don’t work there

You’re welcome

[WIAN @KeyboardPoraali]

^_^

[Heidi @blockchainchick]

Found an @Airbnb for €120 a night for two nights.

The total was €650! This is a dirty practice. They should just tell you the whole price right off the bat and be honest.

Anyone get annoyed at this?