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[Keydric @Keydric]

@SecretaryBurgum @POTUS The Capital of a Nation should be a place of spectacle. It should be a place to show off to world leaders and visitors world-wide. This is a great start.

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Physician: Your body has ran out of magnesium.

Me: 0mg

[Khan Noonien Singh @wtfcetialpha5]

You only think about yourselves.

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

"You are not in any danger" 😂

[Keydric @Keydric]

@hthieblot Geocities sites

[Keydric @Keydric]

@SEGA @totalwar

[Alberta Tech @albertadevs]

BREAKING: CEO discovers tokens cost money

[Sully @sullymygoodname]

Being a dad is realizing your dad didnt actually give a shit about your bedtime he just wanted you to go to bed so he could do other things.

[Keydric @Keydric]

@abc4utah The video
https://t.co/pfe15CdFtk

[Keydric @Keydric]

@Grummz I miss watching Pewds on a regular basis, even through all the weird stuff.

[Keydric @Keydric]

@Bricks_and_Figs Did you steal that too?

[Zeek Arkham 🇺🇸 @ZeekArkham]

Dear Ken Doll,

You’re absolutely right about how much MAGA hates black political power.

I mean, it’s not like we want a Supreme Court full of Clarence Thomases, right? Or how we’re about to elect Byron Donalds in Florida, which is a deep red state. Or how we wanted Winsome Sears to win in Virginia, but you and your folks, including the NAACP, didn’t want that. Or how we wanted Tameka Hamilton and Charlotte Bergmann to win in their respective races, but were up against Democrat white dudes.

Truth is, Democrats want “black political power” they approve of. They want black voices that further their narrative. They want black folks who are still happily on their plantation. You don’t want me and those like me. Then again, you’re a “Ken Doll” because you’re plastic, fake, and ball-less. I’m real.

No hugs. Don’t want that sludge in your hair getting on me.
Zeek

[Vince Langman @LangmanVince]

I can't stop laughing at this!

Cam Higby is the best 🤣🤣

[Keydric @Keydric]

@EricLDaugh The way I see it, we have a bunch of people turning out to celebrate that in the United States we have no king on the elected President's Birthday.

[Zack @Asmongold]

@Woke_Tankie Any time there is an exhumed corpse from 800 years ago I get tagged in the photos

I have no idea why

[Jayroo @jayroo69]

So true

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I ordered one pancake in America. The waitress wrote it down and said, "one short stack."

Short. I am a small and humble man. A short stack sounded perfect for me. I waited with a calm heart.

She returned carrying three pancakes, each the size of my face, stacked into a tower, with a block of butter on top sliding down the sides like slow lava.

This was the short one. I did not dare ask what the tall one looked like. Some knowledge a man is not ready for.

I ate for forty minutes. I was not full. I was afraid. The tower did not shrink. I am fairly sure it was growing back faster than I could eat it.

I had to surrender. I left half. In Japan, leaving food is a deep shame. So I leaned in close and apologized to the pancakes directly, in a low voice, one by one.

The waitress asked if I wanted a box. I did not know food could be taken into custody. I declined. I did not want it following me home.
In America, is the short stack truly the small one?
I need time to prepare my spirit before I ever face the tall one.

[Keydric @Keydric]

@TheInternetFish Where's Harry Potter?

[Keydric @Keydric]

@zerosum24 is it better than telegram though?