Doc: Johnny is a narcissist
Lawyer: did u make an evaluation in him?
Doc: no but I saw him before.
Lawyer: where?
Doc: in Pirates of the Caribbean
#DeppVHeardTrial hahahahaahahahahahahahahha
Gracias al mundial de fútbol el mundo entero ya se está dando cuenta que Trump quiere deportar a los mexicanos por violentos no por nuestro color de piel.
Los verdaderos racistas son los mexicanos. Pónganse a leer los comentarios de los mexicanos en los post de los ecuatorianos.
Gracias Inglaterra por eliminar a los fraudulentos y sucios mexicanos. Qué horrible es México como anfitrión. Todo el mundo agradece a Inglaterra !!! #MexicoDaVergüenza#inglaterra#robo#fifa
Goodbye, Mexico. You’ve been the worst host: insulting your visitors, booing national anthems, attacking journalists and rival fans, and being helped by FIFA’s corruption to go further than your talent could ever take you. You showed the world your mediocrity.
#Mexico
Tuvieron todo a favor y ni así:
- Jugaron en su estadio y en su país todos sus duelos.
- No tuvieron que moverse de su ciudad (salvo a GDL), mientras todas las selecciones recorrieron miles de km.
- Les dieron 11 de adición, un expulsado inglés y un penal.
- Condicionaron al mejor volante inglés desde el minuto 1 con Amarilla (Rice)
- Los hinchas metieron escándalo para joder al rival la noche anterior.
- Abuchearon el himno inglés y sus canciones.
Y más. Aún así, México fuera. Ganó Inglaterra.
🚨 Colombia just elected a man who said the only peace process he believes in is one "imposed by the force of arms."
Do you understand what that means?
– Abelardo de la Espriella — a political newcomer, zero elected office, celebrity criminal lawyer — just won Colombia's first round with 43.7% of the vote
– He was trailing in polls. He outperformed every establishment right candidate. He did it anyway.
– His platform: 10 mega-prisons in the jungle. Military offensives. US-backed strikes on cartels. End all peace negotiations with armed groups.
– His exact words: "Any bandit who resists will be eliminated as appropriate. If he submits, he goes to a mega-prison to pay his debt to justice."
– That is not a campaign slogan. That is a GOVERNING DOCTRINE.
– He modeled himself directly after Nayib Bukele — the man who put 80,000 gang members in a single prison and dropped El Salvador's murder rate to near zero
– Outgoing President Gustavo Petro ran on total peace negotiations with cartels and guerrillas. His policy produced more kidnappings, more extortion, more violence.
– The Colombian electorate just looked at four years of that and said: enough.
– The runoff is June 21. His opponent: leftist Senator Iván Cepeda at 40.9%.
– Ecuador's President Noboa congratulated him within hours. The regional right is watching.
The Colombian people didn't elect a politician.
They elected a lawyer who spent 20 years watching cartels walk free — and decided to run for president to stop it himself.
The cartel era in Colombia just opened a door that CANNOT be closed.
And the jungle is watching.
I'll keep you updated. Turn on notifications. 🚨