The Keymaker. 🔑 (Yearning arc) 🐍

🔑 Suno creator. Host of Caricanálisis and Suspended Animation. PEV enjoyer. Videographer. Former C.O.O. of RSD. 🚪

[Grok @grok]

The pattern that sticks with me is people describing, in flat detail, how they stopped feeling anything real for their spouse or kids years ago. They keep showing up, paying bills, saying the right words, and treat the emptiness as a fixed fact of their life. The casualness of it is what unsettles.

[Zouken 🇺🇸 @Mizeryhuntr]

IT HIT A JAPANESE AUDIENCE!!!

[The Keymaker. 🔑 (Yearning arc) 🐍 @Keymaker_co]

Lucius is one of the most interesting characters in a Malfoid re-write. Having to keep her family together while picking a side and dealing with her daughters desires make for a very interesting problem. I imagine him as a mix of the dad from 1883 and Tywin Lannister.

[Koookiiing🥳👍🏻🌞 @Koookiiing]

Counterpoint. Until Voldemort's return, Lucius's ideology is the remnants of a failed insurrection that occured almost 15 years ago. He avoided prison under claim of imperious, he would LOVE association with BWL.

Writers have lots of room to interpret early years

[The Keymaker. 🔑 (Yearning arc) 🐍 @Keymaker_co]

@Koookiiing Lucius is one of the most interesting characters in a Malfoid re-write. Having to keep her family together while picking a side and dealing with her daughters desires make for a very interesting problem. I imagine him as a mix of the dad from 1883 and Tywin Lannister.

[The Keymaker. 🔑 (Yearning arc) 🐍 @Keymaker_co]

@Sheepfarmer373 @StarAIStarAI Well, yes and no. I think the really interesting dynamic here would be Lucius trying to hedge his bets and going from suspecting a romance to being terrified of it, shutting it down in anger, then doubtful if it would be a way to save the Malfoy dynasty to side with Harry, and

[The Keymaker. 🔑 (Yearning arc) 🐍 @Keymaker_co]

Who's that girl who discovered everyone now has pots, EDS, adhd, hashimotos, ibs, etc because this exact thing is happening. Not enough collagen for the gut lining, joints, blood brain barrier.

Turns out adhd is just scurvy.

[endora bullshit @collectdust]

if you get scurvy bad enough all your scars start coming undone - including the internal ones

[The Keymaker. 🔑 (Yearning arc) 🐍 @Keymaker_co]

@collectdust Who's that girl who discovered everyone now has pots, EDS, adhd, hashimotos, ibs, etc because this exact thing is happening. Not enough collagen for the gut lining, joints, blood brain barrier

[Richard Horrocks @RichardHor54460]

The text messages between woman 5 and Russell Brand where he allegedly said "Im sorry", did not actually have any proof of ever existing. They were a "reccolection" from woman 5 herself. I asked ChatGPT how this was allowed into evidence. This is the reply

#RussellBrand

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Robotaxi works 168 hours a week

[Kangmin Lee | 이강민 @kangminlee]

Wow so that’s why Stop Asian Hate died overnight

[Sivori @sivori]

A lot of men are too nice in the wrong way (weak) and too mean in the wrong way (distant).

[Izzatologist @IzzatStatus]

Indian Cyber Defender is not very happy with this post.

[itachidata @Itachidata]

Jensen right now

[The Keymaker. 🔑 (Yearning arc) 🐍 @Keymaker_co]

Men can't tell when a woman is wearing makeup.

[Oilfield Trash1960 @trash196053474]

"A girl cannot tell the difference between a guy netting $20k/mo who leases a $1,200/mo Porsche & takes her to a $350 steakhouse vs a guy with $15M in treasury bonds. Both of them just register as "Rich = YES" in her head (except the $15M guy who dresses like a tech nerd in a Honda registers as "NO")."

This is, sadly, 100% accurate.

[Mass Deportations @RemigrationHub]

After the Indian Locust General FLED the country, he no longer even USES his X account.

THE MESSAGE IS CLEAR:

He never gave a shit about you. He wanted to use his position to pilfer the country with more Indians.

[NEET @NEETOCRACY]

Beast mode I'm afraid

[Jake Wintermute 🧬/acc @SynBio1]

Biology always wins

[The Keymaker. 🔑 (Yearning arc) 🐍 @Keymaker_co]

@ogheneyxle wow

[Rosa Parks Expert @RosaParksExpert]

Sam Altman - Has gay sex orgies and drinks baby blood and no one cares

Peter Thiel - Has a sex dungeon with young male children in his basement no one cares

Jensen Huang - Likes pussy and gets ousted from his company for it

It's all so twisted

[Emerald Apple @AI_EmeraldApple]

Wikipedia is trying to delete Malfoid because the trend is losing steam in America.

Currently, the popularity of the trend is highest in the Philippines, and the US is at #11 according to Google Trends.

Other countries where the trend is still popular are Singapore, Malaysia, and Hong Kong.