Craig

Mainly office quotes and abusing Tories

[Football Ramble @FootballRamble]

Don’t want to go overboard, but this is right up there with the worst things anyone has ever said on a football broadcast

[Hughes-on-the-Wold @NotThatHughes]

Hydration Break

[Andy Cantwell @AndyCantwell]

Lee Dixon and Sam Matterface discuss the “Tall Blacks”

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

Everton, Crystal Palace and Nottingham Forest are all interested in Middlesbrough star Hayden Hackney, who was named Championship Player of the Season 👀🔴

[Jay Barlow @barlowjacob]

Most performative wanker I’ve ever seen 😂 always facing the camera doing the most cringe shit 💀

[Craig @KeysInJelly]

@nocontextfm1

[Craig @KeysInJelly]

@RetroPunishment @AccidentalP

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

Telling the barista at Starbucks i clogged the toilet as Im leaving

[Eugene @eugeneh84]

If a 'hi' message on teams was a person

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

4.5 million children in this country are living in poverty.

[Craig @KeysInJelly]

@BBCPolitics @BBCNews He says on a throne wearing a crown #Bin

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

Jermain Defoe compared Bournemouth’s Rayan to his former Spurs team-mate Gareth Bale 👀

[Biggies Malls 2.0 @Biggies_MaIIs]

The PL will implement a “new” rule next season to combat all the grappling at corners, make a big show & dance about policing it for the first month, then revert back to letting certain teams get away with the WWE bullshit we’ve had all this season.

Bookmark this.

[L 🇯🇲🇧🇧 @only1lf]

We already know what it is. From when we saw Gabriel headbutt Haaland with no repercussions, it was so evident what was going on

[Central @WestHam_Central]

"Arsenal have lived off those scrappy, aggressive goals all season. Blocking keepers, crowding the six-yard box, little nudges here and there. Suddenly, when it happens against them, it’s clear and obvious. Give me a break."

– Joe Hart

[mufcytp @mufcytp]

Tell me this is AI-generated or photoshopped!

[CentreGoalHQ @centreGoalHQ]

🚨🎙️| Rooney on West Ham’s disallowed goal:

“I’ve just watched that ending and honestly, I don’t understand how West Ham’s late goal gets ruled out like that. For me, that’s unacceptable. In a game with so much at stake, you can’t be cancelling goals in the final moments for decisions that fans can barely understand.

West Ham thought they had rescued something at the death and then suddenly it’s taken away that’s heartbreaking for players and supporters. Moments like that completely change matches. If that happened to certain clubs, people would be screaming about it for weeks.

For me, Arsenal got away with one tonight, and West Ham fans have every right to feel robbed.”

[FergieStandards @FergieStandards]

Sorry what is Gabriel doing? A full grab of Pablo’s shirt while falling over? 😂 there’s about 5 fouls on West Ham players in this 1 sequence and they gave a foul for the 1 on an Arsenal player…

[The Footy Feed @TheFootyFeed]

How can this guy stand here and say all of this after the way he has set up his team to do exactly this and benefit from it all season 😂