Emily Watlington ✨

art critic & senior editor @artinamerica; aspiring spargel konigin; she/her

[Emily Watlington ✨ @KeysWalletPh0ne]

I profiled Yvonne Rainer! https://t.co/7SYIlH1Up8

[Emily Watlington ✨ @KeysWalletPh0ne]

billiards skill-level gap relationship: tragic

[Emily Watlington ✨ @KeysWalletPh0ne]

I love how much of the NYT is just "that thing you saw on TikTok isn't actually true," especially as someone who does not use TikTok

[Emily Watlington ✨ @KeysWalletPh0ne]

NY real estate has me annoyed when couples grocery shop together… sorry but there isn’t enough room in the aisle for the 3 of us

[Emily Watlington ✨ @KeysWalletPh0ne]

what are synonyms for "the government" that make you sound like less of a conspiracy theorist while still saying the same thing

[Emily Watlington ✨ @KeysWalletPh0ne]

A good chunk of the most beautiful people I know are trans people who insisted on a better, more authentic way to live, against all the odds and obstacles. Who built chosen communities that take care of one another. They deserve better than this.

[Emily Watlington ✨ @KeysWalletPh0ne]

Socializing is just coming up with answers to "how are you" that are neither too boring nor oversharing

[Emily Watlington ✨ @KeysWalletPh0ne]

I love that they made the phrase “Gen Z” cuz now we don’t have to say “kids these days”

[Emily Watlington ✨ @KeysWalletPh0ne]

not the suicide shawarma making a comeback https://t.co/Lt1Y1qOmJf

[Emily Watlington ✨ @KeysWalletPh0ne]

dentists just hurt and shame you, then you have to pay. smh.

[Emily Watlington ✨ @KeysWalletPh0ne]

the art world is enjoying a high-fiber diet this year

[Emily Watlington ✨ @KeysWalletPh0ne]

old people have a secret language (cursive) that zoomers can't read

[Emily Watlington ✨ @KeysWalletPh0ne]

spring allergy people receive abundant solidarity

fall allergy people suffer in solitude, are presumed contagious

[Emily Watlington ✨ @KeysWalletPh0ne]

I feel sorry for moo deng’s impending aging-induced irrelevance, as has been the fate of so many women before her

[Emily Watlington ✨ @KeysWalletPh0ne]

sometimes I have to wonder if Picasso invented Cubism as a way of seeing tits and ass at the same time

[Emily Watlington ✨ @KeysWalletPh0ne]

an actual news paper has replaced an actual art critic with an actual robot 😭💀🤖

https://t.co/JpltFtZQU6

[Emily Watlington ✨ @KeysWalletPh0ne]

@rg_bunny1 I have a shirt with this painting. I wore it to CAVA where an employee told me “wow… so many ways to interpret”

[Emily Watlington ✨ @KeysWalletPh0ne]

So I did actually see PST and I promise there are no artists who “caricature the scientific method as an instrument of oppression, and celebrate art as the province of alternative facts.”

Plenty of things to criticize but sup with the straw men https://t.co/E5bvqLFjMQ

[Emily Watlington ✨ @KeysWalletPh0ne]

going to lasagna les california

[Emily Watlington ✨ @KeysWalletPh0ne]

grime square

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how much would you pay for this playset for your children ?