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@HandyGingerGal She’s built like Danny Devito as penguin but with some massive tits

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@ObviousRises Damn, I was about to actually read all that shit but then you hit me with the “let that sink in” and now I can’t be bothered.

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@fuckyoumidc @PlisskenPatriot

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@HQNewsNow One side is disappearing children from the womb and calling it healthcare.

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@fuckyoumidc @PlisskenPatriot

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@reddit_lies The redditor could have politely said “excuse me, these lines are guides for the blind” and JW man would have said “ I’m sorry, I had no idea! I’ll just move a few feet this way.” But of course Redditor needed his internet validation.

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@pulpmx Does he have the assets to comfortably pay this? The Lawrence case may be pointless if wasserman cleans him out.

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@lydiakauppi This is fascinating. The bride chose to emphasize the part of a woman’s body that women hate and men find the most attractive. Backfired magnificently

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@80sCruiser @BleuCapone Shepard pretty quickly took the upper hand before nu metal bro had to step in.

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@noLiferxliger @reddit_lies It’s probably powerlifting. Everything makes more sense, and she realistically could be competitive at 30 with a full time job and eating Dino nuggets for dinner.

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@cammakingminds @peterrhague What he’s doing is legally assault.

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@bumbadum14 Ask a Nolan fan for a favorite quote from a movie….you won’t get one

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@Brettcl775 “Let that sink in” is used only by idiots saying something stupid.

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@CosmasBN @flooszn No, smashing people over the head with a club is the oldest profession.

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@Pugh433Pugh @pulpmx Would you fit in a locker?

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@_brackmatt @pulpmx Founds another fatty

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@pulpmx Last I heard he was dropping the price of ozempic. Thought you’d be thrilled.

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@DavePrichard @1Brown_Charlie Because the kids in band are usually smart enough that they can take a period to work on music without falling behind in core curriculum.

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@ballhazin I worked oilfields for a time, now I’m a lawyer. Some attorneys I know are far more adept at mechanical repair than people I know who do it for a living. Meanwhile, some of the blue collar guys I know are much better at problem solving and critical thinking than career attorneys.