Keyser Söze

Terrapin Hoops Analyst | Former Rob Thomson Supporter #MBC

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@LedoPizza @latestlobster @noTPjustmudbutt need this like I need oxygen

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@noTPjustmudbutt Winning teams don’t hire women

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Name 100 men but only people who have been in the Eagles organization

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@hoodigainer @latestlobster @noTPjustmudbutt

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@latestlobster @HunterBiden @hippojuicefilm Hero

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@BRWalkoff @JoelReuterBR Say with a straight face that the nats and the pirates are better than the Phillies

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@pasqualelamar Did you order ahead in the app?

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@pasqualelamar PNC gotta be number one here Pasquale

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@LSU_COACH_WADE @latestlobster someone please inform this bum what happened to the Canefederacy at the #BATTLEOFXFINITYSBURG

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@TalkinBaseball_ No more topper 😢

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People who slam on the breaks on the highway because it starts raining are fucking pussies

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April not even over yet and the Phillies are already in “needing a dumb fucking gimmick to save the season” territory

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@mzenitz @chris_hummer @CBSSports Thank you for your service DA

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@terporiole

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2026 Phillies will not win more than 75 games. Guarantee

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Somebody at NYT is trying to tell us something

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@DMRussini Been getting paid to say anything you want about this for 3 years now. Still nothing

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See what happens when a mid-tier star like Bam gets the kind of whistle OKC gets. If SGA was good he would have 80+ all the time

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Byron Maxwell jumpscare

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Last time the Eagles took a Cornerback off of the Seahawks Super Bowl roster