Keyser Smöze

Keyser Smöze™ finely crafted spirits start as snowfall in the foothills of the Rockies. Where does your spirit come from?™ 🇨🇦 🇺🇸

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@KimDotcom The Pentagon has it's panties in a knot. It knows it cannot match that level of animation.

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No comment.

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@KimDotcom 1. Warren Commission - Lone gunman theory
2. Soviet Union - LBJ did it
3. French Intelligence - CIA did it
4. KimDotCom - it was The Jews

I always went with 2. But, with the way Trump is obviously being influenced, I am open to looking behind the curtain.

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@amirhusain_tx @FortuneMagazine Now AI can fire off all your missiles, assess that it missed the enemy, and transmit digitally signed unconditional surrender documents, all in the blink of an eye.

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@Villgecrazylady So let the gays fight them. The gay corp., paid for by a gay tax. And maybe also, Jew corp., and Evangelical force, paid for by Jew tax and Evangelical prophecy fulfillment tax. And don't forget the Lindsay Graham "big talk" special excise levy.

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@amirhusain_tx Two words: Retroreflective stickers.

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@SatireSquadHQ "Indigenous People" is a made up thing. All people are indigenous. I was indigenous in 1971 when "Canada" betrayed its people by opening floodgates of foreign colonization under the banner of "Multiculturalism".

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@bettybloodclot We are going extinct from lack of babies. Making babies is by definition nothing to do with pedophilia. If you think it is, that is the brainwashing of your enemies who want the Mikes, Johns, Bettys and Debbies extinct. Only a world of Singhs and Mohammeds.

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@infowars Obama? Who cares?

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@CanadaRoast @DeltaRomeo2023 Except for the 50 new provinces, obviously.

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@CanadaRoast @DeltaRomeo2023 On the other hand, making Hawaii the 60th Province requires no flag 🇨🇦 change at all. 🍁

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@iRowow Seems ok to me.

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@JD50671574 @SatireSquadHQ How about we just raise the prices? I like the idea of export taxes instead of income taxes.

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@DC_Draino Actually it's worse. What they have is a network of operatives. Spies, agents, dispatchers, data analysts, data clerks, mobile field operatives. An agent spotted O'Keefe and called in the report with make model lic#. Their network tracks him. Who cares about cars title?

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@Marbl5N @0hour1 @POTUS Trump has sent Border Czar Holman to Minnesota and had a productive call with Walz.

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They got her.

Megan Esley, 29, of Toronto, was charged with 8 counts of mischief – damage property under $5,000 for “anti-Indian” graffiti at TTC stations.

The investigation is being treated as a hate crime.

Charge her with stealing my heart too.

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@GuntherEagleman @krisster8 Walz should have been arrested instead of Maduro.

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@Edwin78260 @PeterSchiff We have to go back to metal money. It was the best money ever. The precious metals are finding their normal values. A silver coin being a days wages. A gold coin buying a fine suit of clothes.

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@BackupJeffx @KimDotcom Its all the Semitic people. Send them all back, shake the dust off our feet and let Persians and Arab Princes fight over who is King Boss of the Levant.

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@Edwin78260 @PeterSchiff Sure, it's possible the real real* total debt is shrinking faster than new debt is piled on. At the same time, incomes are falling relative to prices. Don't think anyone escapes. Eventually comes an "eat the rich" phase.

*using an honest money value shrinkage normalizer.