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I'm drunk most of the time and full of bad DFS takes.

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@DunedinBlueJays Was wondering when this may happen. Great news. GL to the kid.

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@Swol_truth @RyDeFeo @DiscussingFilm So in other words one could call it..... Spider Noir.

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Sucks that the @BlueJays had to go to their bullpen early tonight up 5-1 but Taillon was fortunate that most of the loud contact was directly at someone. Clearly something wrong having to leave early, but it may have been a blessing in disguise for the Jays.

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@Springer4MVP I suspect most of these people are sad sack Leaf fans that don't know ball.

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@JohnnyGiunta_ @Gimmenez2Ernie Cameron has 24 AB's in 2026. Was playing overseas. There is plenty of examples of guys doing that and coming back much different than when they left.

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@Damon98_ Cameron has 24 AB's with the Jays. I'm not passing judgement on someone who has 6 games worth of playing time here.

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@Ken_nedyJnh Why bother risking the dog in this situation?

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@JaysLeafs1982 @JoshuaHowsam He is finished.

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@hbc_nationalism @MsKatastrophic @20thCenturyCA I have no idea who the guy is, to consider him a douche bag

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@ojessie__ Bros to Hoes

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@oelma__ Can't imagine anyone eating that slop. They need to try browning the sausages a little.

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@Tdtoney1 Good thing that guy wasn't carrying lumber on his shoulder, would've wiped out the whole lot.

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@kwilesjrphoto @GilletteStadium Looks like you paid 50 cents a fry. Brutal.

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@3basketcases @MTGraveStudio Bro no one can convince me that movie isn't absolute trash.

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@WalderSports One guy elevated his game in the playoffs, one guy didn't. No thanks.

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@JGoldberg12 I swear that ball was still rising when it was caught. I have never seen a ball hit that hard.

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@PopcornPost_ This is an unserious question.

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@HawkEmDownChris Raging Bull, The Natural.

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@dmall3 @MarkEMarkNJ @jasonwhitlock I did.

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@jasonwhitlock https://t.co/bJaagVUWBs