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Dear diary, today I got in a fight with a stranger on the Internet.

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@esjesjesj Weird how all of the other drinks are all one word names except one 🤔 but I guess you weren't good at those types of puzzles as a kid

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@shrimp_rider https://t.co/OhhEmJD1Kb

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@MicDubTV @PaulTassi Except Paul isn't a journalist, he's a gaming blogger published on Forbes.

A journalist is supposed to be impartial: interview people, get quotes, report facts.

Whereas a blogger opines their own views, uses sensationalized language, and thinks steam player charts are "news."

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@MicDubTV @PaulTassi Except Paul isn't a journalist, he's a gaming blogger published on Forbes.

A journalist is supposed to be impartial: interview people, get quotes, report facts.

Whereas a blogger opines their own views, uses sensationalized language, and thinks steam player charts are "news."

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@hell_line0 Literally only women use the phrase "male loneliness epidemic"

Also women:

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@tinistinii Sure

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@Blitzingmysh1t Just delete the gear man it's not that difficult.

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@NiftyN00b Just delete the gear, prove you're a purist.

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@PaulTassi @RonBurgundy1337 @Forbes Hi Paul, let me help out here:

"Marathon Season 2 Launch Was Fumbled At The Worst Possible Moment"

Editorialized, no explanation of what happened, click bait title.

vs.

"Marathon Season 2 Launch Impacted By Server Issues"

Accurate, factual, immediate description of issue.

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Marathon players complaining about free kits at the start of season 2 feels like the new "Biotoxic Disinjector is OP" discourse when Cryo launched.

Over-exaggerated bitching and moaning about a non-issue that will be quickly forgotten.

It's all just noise.

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@PaulTassi @Forbes Hi Paul, let me help out here:

"Marathon Season 2 Launch Was Fumbled At The Worst Possible Moment"

Editorialized, no explanation of what happened, click bait title.

vs.

"Marathon Season 2 Launch Impacted By Server Issues"

Accurate, factual, immediate description of issue.

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@MuItimach Prove it:

Sell everything. Right now. Otherwise, talk is cheap.

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@Merrydawg No water slides to basement pools? Sad.

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HELL YEAH!!! 🔥

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@MarathonGG_ Ehh, close enough. Welcome back, Titanfall 2.

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@munlaba No that's John Marathon

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@TooDiffizzle Absolutely wild stats my guy. GG WP.

I caught some of your recent streams and overall it felt like the vibes were so much better compared to playing D2 Trials.

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@NilesSankey Because it's pandering devoid of passion. Some designer was told to slap a rainbow on that shit, ship it, and call it a day.

It's the perfect representation of empty virtue signaling in the modern gaming industry. Halo Infinite is full of this garbage. Excellent case study.

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@EliasToufexis @MarathonTheGame Reminds me of the Steaktacular! challenge Bungie did back in 2011 on Reach.

Find the voice actor of Assassin, who is likely running the actual Assassin shell? Prox chat sounds like actual voice lines AND he's invisible?!

Challenge accepted!

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@elonmusk @SydSteyerhart https://t.co/IVjfVzFJox

[Frank McCormick @CBHeresy]

Unable to defeat the warlord on the battlefield, they captured his son, turned him into a ladyboy, and paraded him in a female minstrel show.

This was a humiliation ritual practiced by a degenerate tribe that viewed dishonor and degradation as substitutes for honor in battle.

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@sporadica Yeah maybe, maybe...

Or maybe this is violent Muslims and hordes of foreign military aged males using a soccer game as an excuse to cause mass chaos and destruction

But yeah cigarettes or soccer or some shit