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@Turbo_Fren @P7_Edits @alphafox 🤣

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@gojo689 @Kill_Chanz @alphafox Chicken 🤣

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@ROYALMRBADNEWS Pretty sure, after, I would have drug him to the bathroom, ripped a recepticle out of the wall, pull the wires bear, shoved his head in the toilet and electrified his ass.

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@SmartassYinzer Be a shame if Someone set fire to it.

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Dear @AldiUSA for the price of your Kirkwood Chicken I could have just gone to @kfc and saved myself a lot of trouble.

Instead of over explaining what the pieces MAY be, how bout a label that just says "Go to KFC, it's the same portion for the same price".

There's 4 pieces in there. What a joke.

Rant over.

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Hear me out.

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@AwakenedOutlaw Yes please.

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@Boilerman2019 🤣
But if we all bring one match 🙏🏼

LOL

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#BreakingNews

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@erinkoper @spencerpratt @ScottPresler I second that!

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God always wins.

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@Boilerman2019 Much love brother.

We just had a checkup and we are likely going any day.

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Update on baby Keystone.
Mama is at the tired and always uncomfortable phase. We could go at any time now. Due date is still July 4th and I'm praying for that 🤣
I appreciate all the support from you all. We are so excited.
I am getting the new Dad jitters and ya know, having moments. But I cannot wait to meet her.
Pray for my wife and her health and comfort. Throw one in for me that we have a July 4th arrival ☺️

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Two separate nights, two 4 Leaf Clovers.

Grok says a 1 in 5k-10k chance of finding one.

My wife said, I don't know how you do it. And reminded me of how easily I find shark teeth at the beach.

You have to train your eyes to see, and your mind to look. And that's with everything in life.

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@hoopes_leah Oddly, this doesn't surprise me.

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@MartyGriffinKD Did you even listen to what he said? That makes him sexist and misogynist? Being a realist?

Keep retweeting BS from pervs. It just proves you are as washed up and useless like @KeithOlbermann

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@MartyGriffinKD Marty. You are retweeting one of the worst paid Democrat shills out there. Plus he's a huge perv. Maybe that's just your style Farty.

https://t.co/cEZ2SGExGe

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@Mrgunsngear She's going to be running for orifice I mean office soon.

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@MrPool_QQ

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@nicksortor Piss in the saline. Put salt in the wound kits, and rub all the gauze in poison ivy